NCT Random Shit

二

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Johnny: Shake it harder
Ten: *intense twerking*
Johnny: the bottle... shake the bottle harder
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Taeyong: *almost falls down the stairs*
Jaehyun: you okay there?!
Taeyong: yeah, just had that tiny heart attack you get when you miss a stair
Jaehyun: just like every time I see you
Taeyong:
Jaehyun:
Taeyong:
Jaehyun: kidding
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Yuta: Winwin, shouldn't you eat your veggies?
Winwin: I am!
Yuta: that's chocolate...
Winwin: chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, which is also a plant! So it's a vegetable!!!
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Jaehyun: why do you dislike Taeyong so much?
Doyoung: how do I put this... he reminds me of a slinky
Jaehyun: ?
Doyoung: he isn't good for much, but brings a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs
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Yuta: *panting heavily while running around*
Jisung: woah, are you okay hyung?
Yuta: I need to find Winwin. NOW
Jisung: why did something happen?
Yuta: ITS BEEN AN HOUR AND I NEED MY DOSE
Jisung: so that's why no one can find him!
Yuta: *continues running around*
Yuta: WINWINNNNN!! BAAAAABE
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Mark: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one
Donghyuck: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those
(Credit to Tumblr, I couldn't find the original author though)
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