NCT Random Shit

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Yuta: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.
Sicheng: What?
Yuta: What?
Johnny: *in the background* You said you would fuck him if he asked.
Taeyong: *mother mode activated* NOPE I THINK NOT
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Jaehyun: Hi.
Taeyong: Hi.
Jaehyun: Did you eat?
Taeyong: Did you eat?
Jaehyun: Are you copying me?
Taeyong: Are you copying me?
Jaehyun: I love you!
Taeyong: Yeah I ate already.
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Mark: *talking to Jeno* Alright, now here's your chance, go and get'em
Jeno: *sweating profusely as they sit next to Jaemin* h-hey uh...nice *looks at smudged handwriting* skirt?
Jaemin: *chokes*
Mark: *smiles proudly*
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Hansol: i swear to GOD do you want to die?
Chenle: i-
Mark, running into room: yes yES HANSOL PLEAS E E DO IT KILL ME
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Haechan: you ever see someone and you just think wow, you are the most beautiful, most precious person in the whole world and i hope you have happiness and peace for years to come i love you
Jeno: ....why are you staring at your reflection like that
Haechan: *stares deeply into his reflection's eyes* you're so beautiful
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Chenle: i have good news and bad news which one do you want first?
Taeyong: .......bad news?
Chenle: the duck made the bathroom overflow
Taeyong: Chenle
Taeyong: we dont have a duck
Chenle: thats the good news! i found a baby duck! we have a new pet!
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"every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when pac-man dies."
- Taeyong to the rest of the members probably
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Johnny: My neighbors are having a BBQ in their back yard, do... Do I pop my head over the fence and ask for some?
Ten: Do it.
Yuta: No, ninja over there and take it all for yourself.
Johnny: I've been running into things more than normal lately, that's probably not a good idea.
Yuta: No pain, no gain.
Johnny: I'll just ask when I'm jumping on the trampoline.
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"I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now."
-Taeyong probably
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Taeyong: if I were a gardener, I would put our "tulips" together
Jaehyun: aww *blushes*
Johnny: if I were a gardener, you would be my hoe
Ten: aww *blushes*
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Jisung: I'll be home late, gonna go hang out.
Taeil: With friends?
Jisung: No, with my cult.
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Yuta: I wanna kiss you and stuff
Sicheng: There better be more than kissing
Sicheng: I want kittens.