NCT Random Shit

二十

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Johnny: I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'S'.
Doyoung, looks over at Jaehyun and Taeyong talking: Is it 'sexual tension'?
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Johnny: Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing or weedwhacking?
Taeyong: It would be called; disappointing your mother.
Jisung: And just for the record, it'd be highjacking.
Taeyong:
Johnny:
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Waiter: Hi, how may I take your order?
Yuta: On a notebook? With a pen??
Taeyong: *facepalms*
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Jisung, angrily: they're wrong, they're all wrong. I'll show them the truth
Taeyong, running after him: JISUNG. DRINKING LOTS OF MILK DOESN'T MEAN IT'S SAFE FOR YOU TO SWIM IN A VOLCAN- STOP TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES, OH MY GOD
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Yuta, seductively: so I heard you like bad boys
Winwin: no not really
Yuta: *sliding off his shades in relief* oh thank god
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Johnny: Ten, we're a team right? ride or die, you know?
Ten: of course. I'd love to ride you
Johnny: what
Ten: what
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Chenle: Mark, quick, how do I confess to Renjun
Mark: I don't know, I guess you could serenade him or something
Chenle, at 3 am, tossing rocks at Renjun's window: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND
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NCT 127 as things I've said
Taeyong: Johnny deserves more lines
Jaehyun: Winwin deserves more lines
Taeil: Stan Johnny
Doyoung: Stan Winwin
Yuta: i love Winwin
Winwin: I love Johnny
Mark: Winwin is my bias
Haechan: wait but there's Johnny
A/N: hi please love Winwin and Johnny and every member please thanks
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