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Taeyong: I'll always be there for you hyung!
Taeil: Random, but thank you!
Taeyong: And I will be there to pick you up.
Taeyong: right after I finish laughing
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*after a concert*
Mark: Ok dream kids, huddle up!
Dream: *crowds around Mark*
Mark: remember, we are called dream for a reason! We are tight!
Haechan: I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship...
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Mark: At this point my life is like a Rihanna song. Work, work, work, and the rest of it I don't really understand
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Winwin: *is sitting there*
Yuta: ARE YOU SAD? MY BABY IS SAD OH NOO! WINKO! COME HERE AND CUDDLE MY LITTLE WINKO! GET THE TISSUES THIS IS A WHOOP WHOOP ALERT!

Winwin: *is sitting there*Yuta: ARE YOU SAD? MY BABY IS SAD OH NOO! WINKO! COME HERE AND CUDDLE MY LITTLE WINKO! GET THE TISSUES THIS IS A WHOOP WHOOP ALERT!

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Imagine the white puppy is Yuta and the cat is Winwin
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Taeil: Shouldn't you be sleeping?
Jisung: I also should've gone to college, gotten a medical degree and become a doctor yet here I am. I live to disappoint
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Ten: Jhonny, you're like an angel without wings
Johnny:
Johnny: so like a person
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Yuta: I love you
Winwin: I need space
Yuta: I Love You

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Ten: how much of a meatball is meat?
Johnny: about 90%
Ten: the 10% ball is the reason I like them so much
Johnny: *spits out food*
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Winwin: I need to get something off my chest
Yuta: *fingers crossed and whispering* please be your shirt, please be shirt, please be your shirt
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Taeyong: fuck you man
Doyoung: I mean if you want to
Taeyong: what
*lights dim and sexy music turns on*
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Taeyong: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING
Jisung: you said to bring my grades up so I did!
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Taeil: you threw chenle onto the street?!
Donghyuck: I didn't throw him onto the street!
Renjun: quite right, you threw him into the lawn. He rolled onto the street
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Yuta: today's been such a good day!
Winwin: aww that's great to hear! What made is so good?
Yuta: I ran into your ex!
Winwin: that's good...?
Yuta: with a car!
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