NCT Random Shit

十四

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Yuta: *rants about sicheng*
Kun: oh damn
Yuta: what?
Kun: you're in love with him
Yuta: ugh, as if! He's always begging for icecream and smiling like the goddamn sun and-
Kun:
Yuta: it's not like i lie awake at night thinking about him.
-Later that night-
Yuta, lying wide awake in bed: oh no
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Interviewer: What is something that makes each of you happy?
Sicheng: Dancing...or eating. Wait wait definitely eating.
Yuta: Creating art..or staring at Sicheng who is a work of art.
Doyoung: When people tell me I'm a queen.
Taeil: Telling other members that they're like a queen in front of Doyoung.
Mark: Haechan actually paying attention to me.
Donghyuck: Roasting my hyungs like it's my day job... oh also puppies.
Taeyong: My members listening to me and not being completely insane.
Johnny: Getting Ten to sit in my lap or when any of my boyfriends pay attention to me.
Jaehyun: Sitting in Taeyong's lap...TO read the bible..of course.
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any female - *breathes near Sicheng*
Yuta - *runs accross the atlantic* *parkours over 7 buildings* *bunjee jumps off the burj khalifa* *breaks window* HE'S G A Y
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Ten: *unbuttoning shirt* God, it's hot in here.
Johnny: Yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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Jisung: *looking at Taeyong* mom
Mark: what
Haechan: what
Rest of NCT Dream: what
Jisung: *blushes profusely*
Taeyong: *smiles* yes dear?
Jisung: *dies of embarrassment*
Haechan: pfft
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Taeyong: *introducing Jaehyun* This is my ex-boyfriend, Jaehyun
Jaehyun: *to Taeyong* I told you to stop calling me that.
Jaehyun: I'm his husband.
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Ten: [standing outside Taeil's bedroom] TAEIL, WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT!
Taeil: I'M GAY
Ten: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU
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Doyoung: Woah, why are your tongues purple?
Taeyong: I had a blue slushie.
Jaehyun: And I had a red one.
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