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Jaehyun: doesn't Taeyong hate it when you take away his febreeze?
Doyoung: Yeah
Jaehyun: ...why are you doing it then?
Doyoung: because he hates it•••
Kun: SM gives me opportunities at every corner of the earth
Hansol: ...
Hansol: The earth is round
Kun: exactly
•••Doyoung: you're ugly
Taeyong: I never knew I was a mirror•••
Mark: Hyung, I think someone is calling you. Your phone keeps vibrating
Taeyong: Nah, that's just Jaehyun texting me
Taeyong: no one texts faster than a pissed off Jaehyun 🙃
•••Haechan: I haven't eaten in a week
Mark: then get up and eat...
Haechan: My rule is can't reach it? Don't need it
•••Yuta: my eyesight is slowly deteriorating
Hansol: don't worry, that's just nature's way of protecting you from shock when you walk by a mirror
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