二十一

275 15 3
                                    

•••

Renjun: hello?
Chenle, frantic on the phone: Renjun I'm lost please send help
Renjun: uh we're sharing a room and you're literally right in front of me dude, why are you calling me
Chenle: I don't know where the ice dispenser is in this place and the GPS isn't working please sEND HELP
•••

Taeyong: I don't swallow
Jaehyun: Why not? I mean sperm is a good source of protein you know
Taeyong:
Taeyong, next time he does the succ: Hold on! nut into this bullet blender cup I'm making a protein shake for the members after this.
•••

Jisung: *texting Jeno* Hyung there's a moth in my room help me!
Jeno: *texting back* Jeno is dead. You're next. - Moth
•••

Yuta: The stars look beautiful tonight
Sicheng: We're indoors
Yuta: Hold my hand
•••

Chenle: I like collecting things
*Renjun trying to impress Chenle*: I have 692 gigabytes of Moomin pictures
•••

Doyoung: Here Hansol, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Hansol: It's cold.
Doyoung: Nice cup of coffee.
Hansol: It's horrible.
Doyoung: Cup of coffee.
Hansol: I'm not even sure this is coffee...
Doyoung: Cup.
•••

Taeil: I live in fear that someone will kidnap our maknae Donghyuck, who lives at 41 Apgujeong-ro 79-gil, Cheongdam-dong, Gangnam-gu, Seoul in South Korea, keeps his door unlocked. You can't miss it.
•••

[Johnten & Yuwin having an arm wrestling contest]
Yuta, letting Sicheng win: Ahh, darn it! You won.
Johnny, instantly slamming Ten's arm down: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, TEN? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!
•••

Johnny, instantly slamming Ten's arm down: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, TEN? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!•••

Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.

Totally unrelated but look how soft he looks when he's sleepy!!!!!

Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.

Totally unrelated but look how soft he looks when he's sleepy!!!!!

NCT Random Shit Wo Geschichten leben. Entdecke jetzt