NCT Random Shit

十七

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Winwin: We're going mattress shopping.
Yuta: *wiggles eyebrows* You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.
Winwin: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.
Winwin:
Winwin: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.
Yuta: Yeah...
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"One cries because one is sad. For example I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."
- Haechan, probably
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Renjun: Dude, there was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your seat yesterday.
Mark: that was me with my glasses on.
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Jisung: excuse me? who made you the boss of the group?
Mark: you did
Chenle: yeah you said junmyeon should be boss
Renjun: and then you said 'let's vote' and we all kinda went sure and it was unanimous
Jeno: and then you made junmyeon this little plaque that said 'Boss of Us' and you put little sparkles on it.
Jisung: ok valid points
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"Chenle, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it said you might have 'network connectivity problems."
Sicheng, probably
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Yuta: I'd like to apologise for my insensitive comment earlier.
Taeil: Don't worry about it. It's fine.
Yuta: See? It was fine. I didn't need a time-out.
Taeyong: It wasn't a time-out. Let's get some food.
Yuta: You made me sit on the stairs and think about what I did.
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Haechan: Sorry I'm late.
Jeno: What happened?
Haechan: Nothing, I just really didn't want to come.
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Jaehyun: Did you and Doyoung get in a fight?
Taeyong: Doyoung had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable.
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Ten: I did a bad thing.
Yuta: Does it affect me?
Ten: No.
Yuta: Then suffer in silence.
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Johnny: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
[punches a wall]
Johnny: Take me to the hospital.
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Taeyong: Where are you going?
Winwin: To either get ice cream or commit a felony.
Taeyong: ...
Winwin: I'll decide in the car.
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[playing a video game]
Doyoung: You know, I could've taken that alien out if I'd hit him just a few more times.
Taeyong: A few more times? How about one time?!
Doyoung: Well, I think I landed at least two or three shots.
Taeyong: Yeah right.
Taeyong: You didn't hit anything but the wall while backing up.
Doyoung: This is a long-range weapon, okay? I need distance to use it effectively.
Taeyong: Where were you planning on shooting him from, the moon? If you'd have backed up any further you'd have had to mail him the bullets!
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Taeil: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Donghyuck?
Mark: Have you ever played a game with him?
Taeil: No.
Mark: Have you ever gone into a steel cage with a wolverine?
*cuts to Donghyuck and Jisung*
Donghyuck [to Jisung]: FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WORD!? IT MEANS MORE FAST!
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"I see the glass as half empty, Chenle sees it as half full; that's why we make a good team. Renjun, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Haechan wonders why it has to be glass, and Jeno usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table."
- Jisung
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A/N: this is the most I've ever written! Are you proud of me?