HYDRA->20

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(Steve has logged on)

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Steve: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Natasha: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

AJ: THEY WERE GOING TO KILL BRUCE. *hyperventilates intensely*

Bruce: *pats back* I'm right here. I wouldn't leave you like that.

Clint: I have no point to life. SHIELD is HYDRA. What is happening.

Sam: I'm a superhero now!

David: And I'm still powerless. Why do I hang around here anyway?

AJ: To keep me company. I don't want to be the only powerless one here!

David: But you're a genius! You hacked your way in here! I'm just a celebrity.

Nikki: You are The Doctor. You are a hero.

AJ: Exactly.

Clint: Can we stop talking about being powerless? Ok? Me and Nat don't have any powers either, but we have bigger fish to fry right now.

Steve: Clint's right. Where's everybody else? I may have taken down the helicarriers, but we still have to destroy HYDRA.

AJ: Tony and Pepper are rebuilding the Iron Man suits he blew up, Thor and Jane are hanging in Asgard, Cecile is trying to teach Loki how to play video games, and Jen is watching Supernatural.

Steve: Are Supernatural and video games more important than defeating HYDRA.

David: To them, yes.

Sam: Steve, how do we take down the rest of HYDRA? That seems a little hard considering the millions of them and the eleven of us available to help.

Steve: I called in a few more team members. AJ, go get Cecile, Loki, and Jen.

AJ: Got it!

Sam: More team members? Who did you get?

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Skye: Oh my gosh. Captain America. Muscles. Dying. Heaven. Ugh.

Nikki: HE'S TAKEN

Fitz: Jemma, Jemma, Jemma, Jemma!

Simmons: What is it Leo?

Fitz: David Tennant. Right there.

Simmons: O_O It's him.

Fitz: Oh yes!

Simmons: Mr. Tennant, will you sign my collectors edition David Tennant lunch box?

Fitz: And my limited edition Tenth Doctor Doomsday phone case?

David: Sure. *signs stuff*

Fitz: *squeals*

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