#coulsonlives->12

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(Natasha has logged on)

(Cecile has logged on)

(Loki has logged on)

(David has logged on)

(Steve has logged on)

(Bruce has logged on)

(Nikki has logged on)

(Thor has logged on)

(AJ has logged on)

Natasha: COULSON LIVES!!!!!

Thor: BUT MY BROTHER KILLED HIM!!!!

Loki: I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER BUT I DID KILL HIM!!!

Cecile: Why is that surprising?

AJ: I WAS RIGHT! THANK YOU JOSS WHEDON!

David: OH YES!

Nikki: I'm with Cecile.

Bruce: ALLELUIA HE'S ALIVE!

Steve: *falls to knees* He's alive. *cries tears of joy* I SIGNED YOUR CARDS!!

AJ: Cecile and Nikki have seen the future. Of course they knew this.

Nikki: Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

Cecile: Not my fault that you guys aren't Oracles like me.

Bruce: Oh gosh.

Natasha: You guys want to see him?

David: YES.

Bruce: OF COURSE.

Steve: THANK YOU NATASHA YOU HAVE BROUGHT MEANING TO MY LIFE.

Thor: OH YES.

Loki: I DON'T CARE I THOUGHT I HAD KILLED THAT MAN.

AJ: OH MY GOSH IM MEETING PHIL COULSON MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

Nikki: *shrugs*

Cecile: *shrugs*

(Natasha has invited Phil to the Chatroom)

(Phil has logged on)

AJ: IT'S YOU! *jumps on Phil and hugs him*

Loki: DARN IT!

Steve: Sir..... *wipes tear* It is an honor to see you again. *hands him back his cards* I signed them.

Phil: *starts fangirling* OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS THANK YOU SO MUCH MY SECOND LIFE IS COMPLETE!

AJ: And this is why the fandom wanted him to live.

Natasha: Wait, but how did you live?

Phil: Since AOS hasn't told you people yet, and Joss Whedon loves making fandoms suffer, I cannot tell you much. I can tell you that Tahiti is a magical place.

David: Am I the only one that thinks that's a clue or some sort of Whedon crazed foreshadowing?

Bruce: You're right........

(Fury has logged on)

(Joss has logged on)

Fury: YOU ARE NOT CLEARANCE LEVEL 7.

Joss: I would like you all to look at this red dot on the top of the metal stick.

Natasha: *looks*

Bruce: *looks*

(Everyone's mind has been erased that this ever happened)

Joss: YOU! Reading that story! You know too much!

Fury: MEMORY WIPE!

(This Chatroom has been shut down)

You have received a text from Jemma Simmons

Jemma: Thank us later.

You have received a text from Grant Ward

Grant: btw, nice shirt. And did you get your eyebrows threaded? I can tell.

{A/N How do you like dem bananas? I thought this was a cool chapter. Like bow ties.....

MAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!

The girl who hates regenerations but loved weird Phil Coulson chapters,

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