((If you didn't read the Sans X Asgore chapter, I would suggest you do that first or else Sans' behavior is going to seem out of character))
Sans: ... *blinks*
Toriel: ... Oh dear...
Asgore: Well... I did not see this coming...
Toriel: ... This ship is... a bit... strange...
Sans: *ignoring Asgore's presence* *raises a brow at Toriel* "a bit"?
Toriel: ... I believe I meant "very".
Asgore: *feeling extremely awkward between both of them having something against him* I suppose we can all agree to disagree with this ship?
Sans: yup.
Toriel: *Glances towards Asgore* For once I am in agreement with your opinion.
Asgore: *sighs, not knowing what else to say to both of them*
Toriel: ...
Asgore: ...
Sans: ... *furrows his brows at the silence* ... welp. there's also some fanfic our writer found. guess we gotta read it.
Toriel: ... Well, it doesn't appear we have anything else to say about it, so might as well.
Asgore: Yes, what Tori sa-
Toriel: *shoots Asgore a glare*
Asgore: -Toriel said.
Toriel: ... *sighs*
Sans: *looks between them after the few moments of silence* ... *looks at Asgore* ... hey, asgore...
Asgore: *looks at him shocked* Yes?
Sans: i... *looks away* ...never mind. *starts typing in the link to the fanfic instead*
Asgore: ... *sighs*
Toriel: *looks between them confused, not knowing what happened between him and Sans*
Sans: *finds the fanfic* welp, here goes nothin'.
-After awhile of reading-
Toriel: Well... that was strange...
Asgore: ... Very.
Sans: ... *leans back* eh, it's not the worse i've read.
Toriel and Asgore: ... *looks towards him simultaneously, staring at him confused*
Sans: ..what? it isn't. it ain't that bad to read. at least we aren't doin' anything sexual in it. *shrugs*
Toriel: ... It's not making you uncomfortable at all?
Sans: i didn' say that, it's just not the worse i've read. if either of you started talkin' to me like i belonged to you, like you were doin' in the fic, i'd be outta here. *gestures to the door that leads to the front door area*
Toriel: *sigh of relief* You had me worried for a moment there, my friend.
Sans: *laughs* geez t, what do you think i'm into? *shakes his head at her*
Toriel: *laughs as well* Your wording was awful, I misunderstood!
Asgore: *has just been sitting there quietly the whole time, trying not to ruin their time*
Sans: *looks over at Asgore, his laughter slowly dying* ... *clears his throat* welp, i goat to get goin' now, can't be holdin' up the next reaction. *gets up from where he was sitting*
Toriel: *bursts into ridiculous laughter* My goodness! Sans!
Sans: sorry, i know it was pretty baaa-d. *winks* *heel turns* *walks to the door* see ya. *glances between the other two monsters before leaving*
Toriel: *still laughing from the puns, seeming to have forgotten Asgore was there*
Asgore: *smiles slightly at her laugh* (At least she's happy again.) *stands up as well* *waits until she's stopped laughing to speak* I suppose he is correct, we should get going. *holds out a hand to her so he can help her stand*
Toriel: *ignores his hand, standing up on her own* Of course. *looks towards him, glaring a little at his hand* And I can help myself, I don't need you.
Asgore: *drops his hand* *looks to the side* I apologize.
Toriel: *looks him over for a moment, before leaving the room through the same door Sans left from without saying a word*
Asgore: ... *sighs* *walks out the other exit to the room* Maybe one day I'll be forgiven...
Asgore's Rating:
I would rather not have a three-way between my ex-wife and someone I knew when he was merely a child. 0/20HP
Toriel's Rating:
I don't believe I could stand to be in a relationship with Asgore again in any sense. 0/20HP
Sans' Rating:
nah, that's just a mess waitin' to happen. 0/20HP
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Undertale Characters React to Ships
FanfictionOkay, so basically, I'm going to try to take any canon clues I can find to come up with their reactions to the ship. It will follow the same order as my own opinions if you want to compare or something, xD. But this is all for fun! I don't even know...