Sans: *walks downstairs *
Chara: Finally! I was about to move my own a** up there and punch you in the gut if you took any longer!
Toriel: *from the other room* MY CHILD!? DO NOT SAY THOSE WORDS!
Chara: *eyeroll* Sorry, ma! (whatever.)
Sans: sorry, kid, i was...busy.
Chara: Coolio. Now let's get on with this, I've been holding back my raging for like an hour now, these people are psycho. Me, with you, HAHAHA, get real.
Sans: heh, why will ya look at this, apparently i'm a pedophile again.
Chara: I know right. These fuc-... duckheads seem to love making you screw children. * makes hole with two fingers* *sticks another finger in the previously made hole*
Toriel: CHARA!
Chara: I SAID DUCKHEAD!
Toriel: Tsk.
Chara: *grumble*
Sans: * roughs Chara's hair* is she getting on your baaa-d side.
Chara: *glare* Shut it, comedian.
Sans: *laughs* nope.
Chara: Whatever... we're getting side-tracked.
Sans: oh yeah.... well there ain't too much to say...'cause for the last time... i'm not a pedophile!
Chara: And...THERE IS NO WAY, I'D DATE...HIM! LIKE, EW, NO! HE'S...HIM!
Sans: *laughs*
Chara: WHAT!?
Sans: you're reasoning, it's great. *continues laughing*
Chara: *steams* DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE KISSING TEETH!?
Sans: i'd hope you don't look like one.
Chara: EXACTLY! I DON'T WANT BE DATING AN OLD GUY!
Sans: do you even know how old i am.
Chara: *crosses arms*625, duh.
Sans:....close enough.
Sans' Rating:
this pedo thing is gettin' concerning. 0/20HP
Chara's Rating:
Do you think I'd let a pelvis touch me? BLEGH! *sticks out tongue disgusted* 0/20HP
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Undertale Characters React to Ships
FanfictionOkay, so basically, I'm going to try to take any canon clues I can find to come up with their reactions to the ship. It will follow the same order as my own opinions if you want to compare or something, xD. But this is all for fun! I don't even know...
