UT Sans X UF Papyrus ( Kedgeup )

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Sans: who the heck is underfell papyrus?

UF Papyrus: * falls into this universe * WHO THE F*** DROPPED ME HERE?

Sans: the person who decided to write this. *winks*

UF Papyrus: *looks at Sans* SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE F***ING CONFIDENCE?

Sans: since when did you swear?

UF Papyrus: *grabs his collar* YOU DARE TALK BACK TO ME?!

Sans: *glares* *twists his arm* i'd suggest you let go.

UF Papyrus: *lets go* *rubs arm in pain* HM? ....HEH, I LIKE YOU~

Sans: *rolls eye-lights* give me a break, can we just get started already.

UF Papyrus: IF YOU INSIST~ *leans over Sans*

Sans: *shoves him off* what the hell?! i meant the reaction, not whatever the hell you are doing!

UF Papyrus: FINE. I'LL BE PATIENT~

Sans: (what the f***) okay, this ship. i've known the guy for two seconds and it's already a no. first off, that's still incest, even if it disgusts me that a papyrus from another universe is like this, and second, do you really think someone like me would fall for someone like him? heh, no.

UF Papyrus: WAIT? YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH INCEST. SO, YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT WITH YOUR BROTHER?

Sans: no, i haven't! that's just....n-no!

UF Papyrus: OH, COME ON. YOU'VE NEVER WONDERED WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE HIM AT YOUR BIDDING? DOING WHATEVER YOU FORCE HIM TO? OR BETTER YET, HAVEN'T YOU EVER FANTASIZED OF THINGS HE'D MAKE YOU DO TO HIM, OR DO TO YOU? I MEAN JUST LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE SO SMALL AND HELPLESS, THERE IS SO MUCH FUN TO BE HAD WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU, AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU SECRETLY ENJOY IT, YOU ENJOY THE VULNERABILITY. YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T BE PLEASURED BY THOSE THOUGHTS~

Sans: *eyes black * what the-... NO! JUST- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE FROM, BUT YOU'RE DISGUSTING! YOU BARGE IN HERE PRETENDING YOU KNOW EVERYTHING! YOU DON'T KNOW A SINGLE GOD DAMN THING ABOUT ME OR MY BROTHER! I DON'T GIVE TWO SH**S ABOUT BEING POLITE ANYMORE! GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE, RIGHT NOW!

UF Papyrus: AH, SO YOU DO KNOW HOW TO RAISE YOUR VOICE...INTERESTING...

Sans: *fuming* YOU SPEAK TO ME AGAIN AND I WILL-

Author: *quickly rips out UF Papyrus*

Sans:*eye-lights slowly return*...*sigh of relief*

Papyrus: *saw the whole thing* B-BROTHER?

Sans: !!!*turns around* paps?

Papyrus: WHO W-WAS THAT? AND WHY WERE THEY SAYING THOSE AWFUL THINGS...?

Sans: i...i don't know, and i don't know why.

Papyrus: I...I'M SCARED...

Sans: huh?

Papyrus: I-IF HE WAS TREATING YOU LIKE THAT....WHAT DOES HE DO TO HIS SANS....

Sans:...oh god...

Papyrus: S-SANS...*hugs him* I WOULD NEVER DO THAT OR ANYTHING MEAN TO YOU, EVER.

Sans: ...heh...*hugs back*...thanks bro.


UF Papyrus' Rating:

HE SEEMS LIKE A FUN TOY~ BUT HE MAY NOT BEHAVE AS WELL AS MY SANS... 16/20HP

Sans' Rating:

...(i don't feel like talking right now)... -.../20HP

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