Never Let Go - Danisnotonfire x Reader

Answers to the Character Ask

a/n: let's A those Qs (so original lmao)

Dan:

What would you name your children?

I don't really know. I like the name May for a girl, and I think Christopher is a nice name for a boy. Christopher might be a bit awkward though, as I already have a friend called Chris. We'll see.

What's the meaning of life?

To me, the meaning of life is to be happy. It's to be happy right now, and to be happy in the future so you can look back on your life with pride. Do whatever you have to do to be happy.

How did (or is going) the wedding go?

We haven't been officially married yet, but we're certainly planning it! I think it'll be at least four more months before we have it all planned out (and I'm very excited).

How on earth did you find the time to record all those small videos for the proposal?!

Aha. That would be telling. Let's just say I was very quick and sneaky, but was almost caught several times (oops).

How did you find out that Y/n was a fan?

To be honest, she's not very good at lying. I worked out she was a fan not very long after we first met, but kept it quiet so I wouldn't embarrass her.

Are you real?

Is anybody truly real?

When are you getting a dog?

The landlord of our apartment sadly has a no pet policy, but  I'd love to own a dog in the future. It's one of my dreams.

Do you love Phil?

Yes, with all my heart - there, I'm giving the people what they want. But in all seriousness, Phil is great and I adore him (platonically).

Make me a sandwich.

Sure, just tell me what you want in it and I'll virtually post it through the screen.

Phil:

If you and Minty ever got a pet, what would you call it?

SUSAN... actually no, that's extremely overused. I don't know, I'd think Minty would come up with much better names than I ever could conjure up. If it were me naming it, it would probably hate me for the rest of its life for naming it something strange.

Why?

Why is a word that consists of three letters. You know what also has three of something? A triangle. It has three corners. You know what else has three corners? The Illuminati symbol. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! The line spacing of this text is 1.0. What's 1.0 multiplied by three? Three. Therefore the word "Why" is part of the Illuminati.

a/n: no i'm not okay, before you ask. who knows what's going on in my brain?

WILL YOU PROMISE TO LOVE MINTY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?AND DO YOU MINTY PROMISE TO LOVE HIM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?...YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.

Woah there. I don't think Minty and I are ready for marriage just yet! Maybe give it a couple of days... just kidding.

Do you plan on starting a life with Minty?

I don't think we've considered it or talked much about those sorts of things, so I can't say for certain. Time will tell.

Make me a burrito.