Lucifer: IRL I mean

Lucifer: We text all the time

Lucifer: But that's not IRL

Lucifer: But technically

Lucifer: It happens in real life

Lucifer: Just through technology

Lucifer: So it is IRL

Lucifer: But not fave to face

Lucifer: Fuck I mean face

Lucifer: Because you never come back to Sioux Falls

Lucifer: Seriously

Lucifer: I saw you two months ago for Christmas

Lucifer: And thanksgiving

Lucifer: But before that

Lucifer: We haven't seen you for

Lucifer: Like

Lucifer: Eleven months

Lucifer: Even Aunt Amara saw you since then

Lucifer: That's not cool bro

Lucifer: Like I get you were on tour for some of it

Lucifer: And they were a convenient place to stay

Lucifer: But what about us

Lucifer: Huh?

Lucifer: I mean

Lucifer: I've only known you since the day you were born

Lucifer: How come I never get to see you?

Lucifer: Why'd you have to move all the way to New York?

Lucifer: I mean

Lucifer: I get that Taylor Swift lives there

Lucifer: And I approve of your friendship

Lucifer: Cuz she's awesome

Lucifer: But so am I

Lucifer: I'm awesome

Lucifer: Mike is awesome

Lucifer: Samandriel and Anna are awesome

Lucifer: So why don't you stay with us?

Lucifer: I mean, I'm twenty five and I still live at home

Lucifer: So does Michael

Lucifer: And he's my age

Lucifer: Duh

Lucifer: Cuz we're twins

Lucifer: But you left almost three years ago

Lucifer: The moment you turned eighteen

Lucifer: You were gone

Lucifer: Okay not the moment

Lucifer: A month later

Lucifer: Which is ridiculous

Lucifer: Especially because you already bought the house

Lucifer: Like boi

Lucifer: Most people can't pay for college at your age

Lucifer: And you're over there

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