One Direction Preferences

99. Your Waiter Hits On You

Harry: Harry sits back in his seat as the young waiter tries to flirt with you. The waiter is a young, secondary school kid who’s probably never had a girlfriend before but he seems to have gotten a boost of swag when you sat down. He raises his eyebrow when the boy named John touches your hand while taking your drink to refill it. “He’s like, twelve” you say across the table and Harry chuckles. “Yeah, he seems to have a lot of swag for not having anything to back it with” Harry observes, looking over his beer bottle when John returns for an unnecessary check up. “Yeah, we’re good… just bring us the check so I can take my girl home… if you know what I mean” Harry says, watching as the boy blushes and hurries off. “That was mean” you say as he pays for the meal. “He might be awkward but you’re still my girl and he was still trying to score” Harry shrugs, leading you out of the restaurant and to the car.

Liam: Liam keeps his calm as the waiter blatantly hits on you while taking your order. He ignores Liam, only barely taking his order before giving you a wink and rushing off. You’re impressed that Liam can keep his cool in these situations because you’ve seen the other guys, and they completely lose it sometimes. Maybe once, you want Liam to lose it on the guy trying to take you home but Liam is always level headed. Liam doesn’t say anything the rest of dinner, not to you and certainly not to the waiter. “You want a tip, here’s one: learn some manners and don’t hit on high paying customers girlfriends” he scribbles at the bottom of the check, snapping a picture of it so he’d be the first to tweet it.

Niall: “So… I think he thinks he’s going to take you home” Niall says after the waiter slinks away and you quirk an eyebrow at him. “Really now?” “Yeah, just watch when he comes back” Niall says, sipping his beer. After the waiter graces your fingers with his while passing your drink to you, you turn to look at Niall’s amused face. “Told you” he said and you rolled your eyes. “Really man… right in front of me?” Niall asks, looking at the number the waiters written down on the bill. “She’s not going to call you so take this back” he says, signing his name and passing the bill back to the waiter before leading you out of the restaurant.

Louis: The two of you were out on one of Lou’s rare days off having a nice one of one dinner, which was also rare. You had dressed up rather nicely for the occasion but only wanting to make yourself look good for Lou. So when the waiter started hitting on you, you immediately regretted your decision knowing Lou was going to end up doing something to him. As the obvious advances from the waiter kept coming,  you just sat and questioned in your mind Lou’s silence.  You explain to Lou that you had only dressed up for him because you always want to look good for him. He knew that your motives were only for him, yet he still sat silent. When the check came Lou took the pen and the back of the receipt and started writing. You watched on smiling knowing that his feeling weren’t going to go unheard after all. As you got up to leave you noticed that Lou had tipped the guy a rather large amount of money, larger than usual, but the note at the bottom gave the reasoning for the large tip “Save this money, because next time you hit on my girlfriend right in front of me you’re going to need it to fix your face.”

Zayn: The waiter was fully aware of who the two of you were, and was clearly more interested in you than your famous boyfriend. He refilled your drink almost every time you took a drink and continuously asking if you needed anything, ignoring Zayn completely. After not tipping him, the waiter confronts Zayn about it. “You were a great waiter, to my girlfriend. Too bad she doesn’t sign the check.” He says before walking out.