One Direction Preferences

121. You Take Care Of Them When they're Drunk

Harry-

“Let’s. Have. Sex.” He slurs into your ear as you unlock the door, “Sorry Hazza…not tonight because you, my boyfriend, are what us sober people call wasted.” He groans, “I’m not wasted I’m just a lil’ tipsy!” You step into your shared apartment and drag him to the bathroom, him kissing your neck in the process, whispering dirty things in your ear, “…and then you’re going to scream, Harrryyyyy!” He yells unbuttoning his shirt and flopping on the bed as you take your hair out of your bun, “…and I’ll be hitting the wall and we’ll get in trouble by the neighbors because we make each other feel THAT good.” You smirk, “Mmmhmm I’m sure. Now lay down Hazza…close your eyes.” He does as he’s told and within minutes you turn around and see him in a deep slumber.

Liam-

“Why are you smiling at the ground…do you not know that you’re beautiful?” He asks you in a slurred, surprised tone, “Ooohhh yeah that’s right…haha that’s my sooonnnggg!” You roll your eyes and push him into your parent’s house, “We have to be quite now Liam.” You whisper in a low tone, “DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO GET LAID!?” He yells, you cover his mouth with your hand trying to act pissed when you couldn’t help it, he’s so cute, “Come on Liam…up to bed we go.” He agrees and you help him towards your bedroom. You help him out of his clothes and lay him down in your bed, “Go to sleep, alright?” He nods and you lean forward and kiss his cheek, “You better not tell my girlfriend *insert your name here* about this, because she’ll break up with me and I’ll be sad.”

Louis-

“Kiss me, kiss me, kisssss meeee!” He begs, you place your lips on his and taste vodka, “Crap Lou are you drunk?” You were a bit tipsy yourself but it wasn’t too bad, “Nooooo I’m not druuunkkkk I’m just happppyyyyy.” He slurs even more. You look at him skeptically and stand up, you tell your friends that you’ll be right back and usher your boyfriend out of the club, “Kissssss meeeeeee!” He begs again you shake your head and tell him to sit on the curb, “Ought-oh am I in trouble?” You shake your head and reply with, “You just need to sober up dear.” He nods and drapes an arm across your shoulders, “I’m so lucky to have you…you take a lot of care of me.”

Niall-

You and Niall got split apart for a couple of hours; you shrug it off and continue dancing with your group of girlfriends. Suddenly your best friend *insert best friends name here* rushes up to you and blurts out a bunch of slurred sentences, you hear her say Niall but that’s it, “Wait, whoa slow down!” She calmly explains and you find out that Niall had gotten into a fight because he and the guy were both wasted. Quickly, and worriedly you rush to the men’s bathroom, without caring about how rude it is to go into the opposite sex’s bathroom you barge in and see him wincing and cursing to himself as he holds a paper towel to his lip, “Baby…” You say with a frown hugging him from behind. He turns around and hugs you, he seems to be almost completely sober now but you can tell that when he was fighting he obviously wasn’t, “Are you okay?” You ask, he looks you in the eyes and nods, “Still kinda tipsy?” You ask with a laugh, he nods, “Alright. That’s enough let’s go home.”

Zayn-

Zayn and you were staggering home together, both wasted from your night out. He lets go of your hand and doubles over throwing up. You giggle and help him up slinging his arm around your shoulders to help him walk, “Ugghhhh I don’t feel good.” He complains with a frown. You look up at him and kiss his cheek, “How about I take care of that?” He looks at you with a mysterious look, not giving away his emotion. You can tell from his walking that has gotten quicker that he wants to take you up on that offer as soon as you arrive home.