Felice:
Remembering what happened last night, I snap my eyes open, only to find myself staring into the white eyes of the clown, grinning down at me ominously.
I swallow back a scream, and decide to piss the clown off by smiling.
"Morning signore clown." I say trying to contain a smirk.
His grin disappeared and he gave me a murderous look, before backing away.
"Free me, now!" He snarls his white eyes narrowed at me dangerously.
I give him a look.
"Look signore, I have no clue how to free you, or how your even stuck with me." I snap.
He growls, before going back to his corner, making me snort.
Getting up, I don't even look over at the clown before leaving the room. About 5 feet out of the room, I hear the clown yelp, before I see him stumbling towards me, being yanked by an energy chain, before he falls in a heap at my feet.
He looks up at me with hate, before lunging at me, only to be yanked back like a dog on a leash, by the energy chains. His eyes are full of absolute fury, and he stands to his feet, before towering over me, he looked to be 6'9 or something, and I was only 5'6 meaning he quite literally towered over me.
"Like I said, as soon as I'm able to, I'll gut you like a pig, and feed your innards to the buzzards." He says with a dark threat.
I shrug.
"You could try." I say before walking down the hall then down the stairs, the whole time I walk, the clown gets yanked behind me, with yelps and snarls escaping his mouth.
Making it into the kitchen, I see there are only three pieces of my cake left, so with a happy grin I scoop a slice onto a paper plate, before going to the freezer and grabbing my red velvet cake ice-cream and scooping a big blob of it and dropping it next to the cake. With the cake and ice-cream on my plate, I go to the fridge before taking out the milk and pouring me a glass of milk.
The whole time I do this, the clown skulks in the far part of the kitchen, as far away as he can possibly get from me. I shrug at this before looking to my plate with a wide grin, before digging in. Taking a spoonful of both cake and ice-cream, I close my eyes at the awesome taste of it before opening my eyes and grinning happily.
Sweets made me happy.
Why?
Because their freaking awesome!~
Looking over at the clown, I see he's staring at the cake with interest. Being friendly, I decide to put a slice on a plate, before grabbing a PLASTIC fork, before walking over to him. Looking up at the clown, I smile before holding the plate out to him.
"Here." I smile.
He gives me a look, and I sigh.
"Just take the cake, you know you want to." I say, shoving the plate into his han...claws.
He holds the plate within his hands, before looking at it then at me, I say nothing and turn on my heels and back over to finish my cake and ice-cream.
As I eat my cake, I look over at the clown to see him eating with a wide grin on his face as he finishes his last bite, before he looks over to me and his grin disappears and it turns to a sneer.
I roll my eyes, before taking the last piece of cake over to the clown on a large spoon, before plopping it on his plate. I feel his stare on my back as I walk over back to my spot to put my trash up, before he starts eating his slice.
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Laughing Matter (Laughing Jack Fic) -Completed-
FanfictionFelice Fiore Grande always had rotten luck. She never knew her biological parents, she was always stuck in the abusive or just down right creepy foster houses. And to top it off she has a strange ability to NOT die. No matter what injury is the caus...