Bungou Stray Dogs [ Fanfic Anthology ]

1K Reader Special (not so special)

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Osasuicide: Look look Pastry has entered the chat room!

p4stry: Hi~ 😍😍😍

Atsutiger: Hehhh~ It's so rare for Pastry to etr the chat room!

Atsutiger: *enter

p4stry: LOLOLOLOL typos

kunikidadoppo: I heard that today is an ideal time for you to be online.

doctor_yosano: yaaaa I thought you said you didn't feel well. :/

Osasuicide: omfg Hahahaha!!!

kunikidadoppo: ...

p4stry: LMAO!!!! Kunikida-san are you the only legit one here!?

TheGreatestDetective: I think he is Hehehehehe + o +

p4stry: I mean at least Yosano-san and Edo-san are conceited //shot

doctor_yosano: I'm not conceited a**hole I'm just being a good doctor >:3

Osasuicide: LOLOLOLOL !!!

kunikidadoppo: This is the ideal username!

Osasuicide: You do know that using your full name is not ideal in a chat room right?

p4stry: Yes yes //slapped

kunikidadoppo: WHAT.

Osasuicide: U shud go write dat down rofl

kunikidadoppo: ... I'll be right back...

doctor_yosano: are you serious...?

p4stry: mate. Osa-nii-chan's just screwing with you.

kunikidadoppo: 😡😡😡 DAZAIIIIIIIIII!!!

Osasuicide: oh sh*t I better run for ma life! Make me delish dinner my sweet little Imouto! <3

p4stry: okay Osa-nii~ <3

TheGreatestDetective: I'm deducing that you're going to make some crab soup.

doctor_yosano: dude what?

TheGreatestDetective: BUT.

TheGreatestDetective: I just wanna come for desert.

doctor_yosano: wtf. Are you f**king serious...

TheGreatestDetective: I'm betting that Pastry is buying some taiyaki~! See you there Pastry!

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p4stry: okay! See you there too Yosano-san!!! ;)

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doctor_yosano: unbelievable :/

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