Avengers Texts

Part 52: Battle of the Magical Fairy Princes

Thor: QUICKLY, FELLOW AVENGERS, WE MUST CREATE A PARTY TO BE REMEMBERED THROUGHOUT THE AGES! 

Tony: I am totally down with this. 

Stevearooni: Why, though? 

Thor: EVERYBODY MUST COME! 

Peter: Even me? 

Thor: I WILL BRING THE ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE! 

Peter: Um 

Thor: EVERYONE! 

Stevearooni: NOT PETER 

Natasha: DON'T GIVE MY UNDERAGE SON ALCOHOL 

Thor: OH DEAR 

Thor: IT APPEARS I HAVE ANGERED THE ONE THAT I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT SUPPOSED TO ANGER 

Thor: MY APOLOGIES, LEADER OF THE ARACHNIDS. DO NOT MURDER ME, PLEASE. 

I don't want to be here: Wimp 

Tony: Who's that 

Thor: TIS THE PERSON THE PARTY IS FOR! 

Clint: That doesn't answer the question. 

I don't want to be here: Somebody please help. My brother duct taped a party hat to my head. 

Thor: LOKI, THE GRUMPIEST OF ALL THE GRUMPS! 

I don't want to be here: I DON'T WANT THIS 

T'Challa: Is this another person that I will have to beat up? 

I don't want to be here: Peasants. 

Peter: ;-; 

Wanda: ;-; Loki that hurt my feelings 

Natasha: LOKI YOU JERK YOU HURT MY SPIDER SON AND MY MAGIC DAUGHTER'S FEELINGS 

Wanda: Am I the magic daughter? 

Natasha: Hush, you're a magical fairy princess now 

Wanda: But I wanna be the prince. 

Natasha: Then hush, you're a magical fairy prince now. 

Wanda: Yay 

Wanda: Can I have a dragon as a friend? 

Natasha: Hell yes 

Wanda: Can I make my jerk brother come back from Australia, where he's hiding with my computer? 

Natasha: I don't think anybody could do that, sorry. 

I don't want to be here: Um, excuse me, but I'm obviously the best magical fairy prince. 

Wanda: I'm going to send my dragon friend to bite off your head. 

I don't want to be here: My brother would be mad at you. 

Wanda: You sound like Draco Malfoy. "My brother will hear about this, whine whine blah blah whine" 

I don't want to be here: MY BROTHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS 

Wanda: Shut up, you big baby. 

I don't want to be here: THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR 

I don't want to be here: MAKE HER STOOOOOOOOOOOP 

Thor: NO, TIS AMUSING TO SEE HER BURN YOU WITH HER FUNNY WORDS! 

I don't want to be here: ?!!! 

Tony: You're all alone here, dude. 

-Scott has joined the chat- 

Scott: Ok, I s2g, where the heckin heckity heck is the gosh diddly darn vending machine? 

Peter: Nobody knows. 

Scott: But I need a heckin' soda. 

Peter: The rest of them are hiding it from me and Wanda because we weren't part of the original team. 

Scott: Frick frack diddly dack paddy wack biofeedback heckin heck tic-tac back pack. 

Clint: Dude. Chill. 

Bucky: steeeeeeeeeve 

Bucky: the person at the store said that I couldn't bring the plum inside the store and they tried to take it away 

Stevearooni: OH NO I WARNED THEM NOT TO DO THAT 

Stevearooni: NO, BUCKY, NO

Stevearooni: OH GOD 

Bucky: i regret nothing 

Bruce: What happened? 

Bucky: i destroyed half of the store 

Stevearooni: oh my god... Now I have to back and pay for the damage... again... 

Stevearooni: Tony I need money now 

Tony: Why are you asking me? 

Stevearooni: Because you have too much money anyway 

Tony: ... no. 

Stevearooni: K, I guess I'll just have to steal it. 

Tony: WAIT WHAT 

-Steve has left the chat- 

Now I have to draw Wanda as a magical fairy prince with a dragon friend