Peter: GUYS I NEED HELP
Tony: What is it, squirt
Peter: -.-
Peter: Is Bruce there?
Tony: Why?
Peter: Because he's a way better person than you are.
Tony: OUCH
Tony: THE REJECTION
Tony: IT BURNS
Peter: Deal with it, nerd.
Tony: ?!
Tony: Did you seriously just call Tony Stark a nerd?
Peter: Fight me.
Tony: Stop hanging out with Natasha.
Natasha: I approve, my son.
Tony: AND STOP ADOPTING PEOPLE
Peter: YOU NEVER ANSWERED MEEEE! Is Bruce there?
Natasha: Nope, sorry. Everybody else is out at the moment.
Peter: All of them?
Natasha: Yup.
Peter: That's weird.
Tony: Not really.
Peter: Why not?
Natasha: Tony, shut up.
Tony: Natasha somehow managed to trick all of them into thinking that there was a poisonous and deadly gas flooding the entire tower.
Natasha: Well, they were annoying me. I wanted some peace and quiet.
Tony: They're still in hiding.
Peter: But wouldn't they still have their phones?
Tony: She stole them.
Peter: Please teach me your secrets, oh great one
Peter: If only I could do that with my high school...
Tony: YOU'VE POISONED THE MIND OF THE SWEET INNOCENT CHILD
Natasha: SHUT UP, TONY, I DID NO SUCH THING
Natasha: Oh, and Peter, if you need help with that whole poison gas trick at your school, let me know. I'll help you.
Tony: THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT I'M TALKING ABOUT IT
Natasha: In all fairness, there was actually poison gas in the tower when I told them to evacuate.
Tony: Natasha. One of the cat's litter boxes hadn't been cleaned out. Which you made me clean out later.
Natasha: Seems poisonous to me
Peter: Guys seriously though I have to write this essay.
Tony: Dude, it's summer. How many times do we have to go over this?
Peter: I'm trying to get into this cool science program that goes on for a couple months
Tony: I could buy your way in
Natasha: I could beat up anyone who tried to stop you from getting in
Peter: ...
Peter: This is why I wanted to talk to Bruce.
Natasha: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Peter: Well I'm trying to write the paper on this really cool experiment, but the thing is, people under 18 aren't allowed without an adult...
Tony: Awwww
Peter: Don't
Tony: How precious
Peter: Don't go there, Tony
Tony: The wittle 15 year old spider
Peter: Shut up, Stark
Tony: Needs an adult to go with him to a science experwiment
Peter: I'm going to smash your Iron Man suit
Tony: Do you need me to hold your hand?
Peter: Forget the Iron Man suit, I'm going to smash your face
Tony: Heeeey, calm down there, youngster.
Natasha: Tony
Natasha: Look behind you
Tony: OH GOD DAMN SHIT NATASHA AAAAAAAAAAAH
Peter: What's happening.
Tony: SHE WAS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE CEILING AND WHEN I TURNED AROUND SHE ALMOST STABBED ME WITH A KNIFE
Peter: *applause*
Natasha: Listen up, Tony. Peter's going to that frickin' science lab. And both of us are going in there too. That 15 year old's gonna walk in there with f$%#ing Iron Man and Black Widow. And we're gonna stand there the entire time and look at the science lab and then we're gonna leave and then everybody's gonna be in shock because a 15 year old high schooler just walked in to see a science experiment with Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff. You got that?
Tony: Yes, ma'am.
Peter: DUDE THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME
Peter: BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR YEARS
Tony: We should wear sunglasses
Natasha: Let's just get going
Peter: B)
Peter: You're the best
Tony: Thank you
Peter: Not you
Natasha: Thank you
Tony: ;-;
-Natasha has closed the chat-
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