Avengers Texts

Part 41, Thor to Tony: Mystical Forces of... Lawnmowers?

Thor: I HAVE DISCOVERED YET ANOTHER MYSTICAL FORCE! 

Tony: I'm so tired, do we really have to do this right now? 

Thor: IT MOWS THROUGH THE GREEN HAIR OF THE EARTH 

Thor: AND RELEASES A VERY DELIGHTFUL SMELL INTO THE AIR AS IT DOES SO! 

Tony: Please tell me you're not referring to the lawnmower. 

Thor: THE BEAUTIFUL HAIRDRESSER OF GRASS! 

Tony: Noooooo, PLEASE not again 

Thor: TIS A WONDERFUL THING! 

Tony: WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, THOR 

Thor: THOSE DISCUSSIONS HELD NO MEANING 

Tony: THEY WERE IMPORTANT 

Tony: YOU TOOK NOTES ON THEM [

Tony: DO YOU STILL HAVE THE NOTES 

Thor: YES, I DO INDEED HAVE THE NOTES 

Tony: OK, NOW READ SOME OF THEM 

Thor: 1. DO NOT WORSHIP THE GLOWING BOX OF LIGHT 

2. THE GLOWING BOX OF LIGHT IS CALLED A 'TELEVISION' 

3. REFER TO THE 'TELEVISION' AS 'TV' 

4. THE COMPUTER MOUSE IS NOT A MYTHICAL BEING 

5. DO NOT EAT THE CARPET 

6. 'SPOTIFY' IS NOT A RARE DISEASE THAT YOU CAN CATCH 

 7. PHONE NOTIFICATIONS DO NOT MEAN THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE 

8. THE LAWNMOWER IS ALSO NOT A MYTHICAL FORCE. 

Tony: There. Exactly. Number 8. 

Thor: I THINK THAT THESE NOTES MUST HAVE BEEN INCORRECT IN THIS INSTANCE. 

Thor: THE AUTHOR WOULD SURELY AGREE WITH ME, A LAWNMOWER IS A MAGNIFICENT FORCE 

Tony: STOP BREAKING THE GOSH DARN FOURTH WALL! 

Thor: WHAT IS THIS 'FOURTH WALL?' SHOULD I WORSHIP IT? 

Tony: For the last time, NO 

Tony: Now, I just want to sleep 

Thor: WHY DO YOU NEED SLEEP? 

Tony: Because I didn't sleep last night at all 

Thor: WHY DID YOU NOT SLEEP? SLEEP IS GENERALLY SOMETHING HUMANS NEED TO SURVIVE, OR SO I AM TOLD. 

Tony: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK 

Thor: NUMBER 14 OF THE NOTES SAYS THAT SLEEP IS NECESSARY 

Tony: WELL I'M A SPECIAL LITTLE BEAN 

Thor: WHY ARE YOU A BEAN? 

Tony: No... Thor... that's not... 

Thor: 16. PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD. 

Tony: I'm done 

Tony: Goodnight 

Thor: IT IS BUT TWO IN THE AFTERNOON 

Thor: 21. HUMANS SLEEP AT NIGHT. THEY ARE NOT NOCTURNAL. 

-Tony has left the chat- 

Thor: DO NOT DISOBEY THE RULES! 

Thor: TONY? 

Thor: I MUST WAKE HIM UP! HE MUST FOLLOW THE RULES! 

-Thor has left the chat- 

Ok, so I went through and deleted all the cuss words. This is now a clean avengers texts. There. 

Also, do you enjoy my nice little habit of demolishing the fourth wall?? At this point, I think I've killed it so much I don't even know if it exists anymore. 

And last of all, there is a new chapter arriving soon... Some Of Thor's Notes About Earth.