Avengers Texts

Part 35: The Flu

Natasha: GUYS I'M DYING HERE 

Tony: YOU DON'T SAY 

Natasha: IT IS NOT MY FAULT OK 

Tony: OF COURSE IT'S NOT 

Tony: I JUST HAPPENED TO GET THE FLU AFTER BEING AROUND YOU 

Natasha: I WARNED YOU THAT I WAS SICK AND THEN YOU CAME INTO MY ROOM ANYWAY 

Tony: I THOUGHT YOU WERE LYING 

Natasha: WELL I WASN'T AND IT'S YOUR FAULT 

Steve: Tony stop 

Tony: NO 

Clint: Everybody here hates you right now Tony, so I suggest you shut up right about now.  

Tony: ;-; 

Tony: Why do you hate ME?! 

Bruce: You got EVERYBODY else sick, Tony. 

Tony: Natasha was sick first!!! 

Steve: Yes, but Natasha stayed in her room most of the time, and YOU, on the other hand, came barging into literally everybody's rooms and sobbing on our shoulders complaining. 

Thor: IT WAS VERY DISTRESSING. 

Clint: And you SNEEZED IN OUR DARN FOOD, YA NASTY 

Tony: I NEEDED ATTENTION 

Clint: HOW ABOUT WE KILL YOU, IS THAT ENOUGH ATTENTION FOR YOU?! 

Tony: BLAME NATASHA BECAUSE SHE GOT ME SICK FIRST 

Natasha: WHEN I'M BETTER I WILL STAB YOU, TONY 

Peter: You even got ME sick. 

Tony: Well I know that that's not true, I wasn't even around you. 

Peter: ... Dude, you went into my room and fell asleep in my bed for no reason at all. 

Clint: Tony what even

Natasha: Even for you that's weird 

Bruce: Do you have an excuse for that? 

Tony: Erm... 

Steve: Seriously, Tony? 

Thor: THAT IS VERY ODD 

Peter: And you stole one of my T-shirts 

Tony: What? No I didn't. 

Steve: Don't lie. 

Tony: NO I SERIOUSLY DIDN'T GUYS WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME 

Clint: ... 

Steve: Maybe because you fell asleep in his bed...? For no reason...? 

Steve: Just saying. It MIGHT have a little bit to do with it. 

Tony: THERE WAS A LOGICAL REASON FOR THAT 

Thor: WHAT WAS THIS 'LOGICAL REASON', MORTAL? 

Tony: I... 

Tony: Well... 

Tony: I'LL TELL YOU LATER 

Peter: JUST GIVE ME MY T-SHIRT BACK YOU CREEPER 

Tony: BUT I DIDN'T TAKE IT 

Wadesy Wilson: Guilty. 

Peter: WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY STALKERS 

Tony: I'M NOT A STALKER 

Wadesy Wilson: I am! 

Peter: THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING OH MY GOD 

Wadesy Wilson: We're just going to have to agree to disagree then, babe ;) 

Peter: NOT THE WINKY FACE ANYTHING BUT THE WINKY FACE 

Wadesy Wilson: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) 

Natasha: PROTECT THE POOR CHILD 

Wadesy Wilson: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) 

Thor: THE WINKY FACE HAS FRIGHTENED ME 

-Thor has left the chat- 

Bruce: Wow. It scared him away. 

Clint: Um guys it actually... frightened him... 

Steve: Woooooow. 

Peter: WELL IT SCARES ME TOO 

Natasha: Well you have a reason to be scared of it. 

Wadesy Wilson: ;) ;) ;) 

Peter: SAVE ME FROM THE DARK 

-Peter has left the chat- 

Wadesy Wilson: I'm the darkness ;) 

Steve: I didn't know that you were Amara. 

Bruce: WAS THAT... WAS THAT... A... A REFERENCE??!! 

Steve: What? Supernatural was on my list. It's a pretty interesting show. 

Clint: NO NOT YOU TOO 

Steve: What? 

Natasha: A FELLOW HUNTER 

Steve: HEY, YOU TOO? 

Natasha: YAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!! 

Clint: Nope nope nopity nope nope nope 

Clint: I'm out 

-Clint has left the chat-

Wadesy Wilson: I'd better go find Peter ;) 

Wadesy Wilson: Hello darkness my old friend ;) 

Bruce: But I thought you said you were the darkness. 

Wadesy Wilson: I know. I am my own friend. I'm awesome. 

-Wadesy Wilson has left the chat- 

Bruce: Wait no 

Bruce: Don't chase Peter 

Bruce: ... 

Bruce: Oh dear. 

So about the flu... well, LET'S JUST SAY THAT I AND MANY OTHER PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL ARE SUFFERING ;-;