Natasha: Uuuuurgh
Steve: What is it?
Natasha: I'm siiiick
Steve: Aw :( I'm sorry
Natasha: OF YOUR AWFUL INTERNET SLANG
Steve: How rude.
Natasha: What do you have to say for yourself?
Steve: Well...
Natasha: Yes?!!
Steve: Yolo!
Natasha: OH NO PLEASE
Steve: #Swag
Natasha: MY EYES, THEY'RE BLEEDING
Steve: Lmao
Natasha: I'm going to throw up
Steve: No you won't, lol.
Natasha: How could this get any worse?
-Steve has sent a picture-
Steve: Selfies!!! :D
Natasha: WHY DID I ASK THAT.
Steve: Hey, I found out about something called a "duck face".
Natasha: Steve don't.
Steve: I don't really see how this resembles a duck, but...
Natasha: STEVE DON'T.
-Steve has sent a picture-
Natasha: GOD DAMN IT STEVE
Natasha: GO BACK 90 YEARS
Steve: Too late.
Natasha: You're drunk on the internet.
Steve: How can you be drunk on the internet?
Natasha: It's figurative, you moron.
Steve: Oh. Yeah.
Natasha: Get a life.
Steve: No.
Natasha: YES.
Steve: NO, THE INTERNET IS BAE!
Natasha: *cough cough hack*
Steve: Brb, m8.
Natasha: *COUGH HACK RETCH*
Steve: Lol jk.
Natasha: *BLAAAAAH*
Steve: Hey, I have a few pick up lines to get a girlfriend, want to hear?
Natasha: *stabs self repeatedly with a car antenna*
Steve: Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Natasha: Oh my God Steve do you know how nerdy that it?
Steve: Oh. Well, here's another one.
Steve: Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Natasha: Why do I talk to you.
Steve: That bad?
Natasha: WORSE.
Steve: Drat.
Steve: Well, at least I know a song.
Natasha: No.
Steve: I didn't even tell you what it is.
Natasha: What does a song have to do with anything?
Steve: It doesn't.
Natasha: ...
Steve: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY
Natasha: You know, I wasn't kidding when I told you to go back 90 years.
Steve: Rude.
Natasha: Seriously, I'm going to stick a stamp on your forehead, shove you in a time machine and mail your butt back to 1945.
Steve: Ouch.
Natasha: I hope that I'll get a refund.
Steve: Betrayal.
Steve: But anyway, I really love that song.
Steve: Natasha?
Steve: Natasha...?
Steve: Drat.
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