Natasha: :'( Tony's a jerk.
Tony: That's rich, coming from you.
Natasha: Shut up, oh rich one.
Tony: Hush, oh poor one.
Natasha: Shut your face, hover pants.
Tony: Go crawl up a drain, spidey widey.
Natasha: Don't you have something else to do, like getting drunk and blowing up another national monument?
Tony: One freaking time, and nobody will let it go
Natasha: Yeah, I wonder why.
Tony: I hate you.
Natasha: Don't worry, the feeling is mutual.
Bruce: Woah, what is going on here?! Tony, what did you do, and Tasha, are you ok?
Natasha: I'm mostly fine, aside from this jerk. <3
Tony: Are you freaking kidding me?!
Natasha: YOU TRIED TO DROWN MY CAT!!!!!
Tony: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Natasha: I BELIEVE THE WORD YOU USED WAS "EXPERIMENT"
Tony: YOU TRIED TO SHOOT ME AFTERWARDS
Natasha: I WAS AIMING FOR YOUR LEG
Tony: THAT'S STILL ME, YOU KNOW
Bruce: CALM DOWN, BOTH OF YOU, JEEZ!
Tony: I'M NOT GONNA CALM DOWN, SHE THREW ME OUT A WINDOW
Natasha: FOR TOAST'S HONOR
Tony: YOU DESERVE TO BE THROWN OUT A WINDOW PARTLY FOR NAMING YOUR CAT TOAST
Natasha: DON'T INSULT MY PRECIOUS BABY, HISS NAME SUITS HIM
Tony: NOW PEPPER IS MAD AT ME WHY IS PEPPER MAD AT ME I GOT THROWN OUT A WINDOW
Natasha: PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO DROWN MY CAT!!!!
Tony: YOU TOLD HER THAT?!
Natasha: WHY WOULDN'T I TELL HER THAT?!
Bruce: OK, THAT'S IT, YOU TWO ARE DONE WITH THE CHAT RIGHT NOW
-Tony has been deleted from the chat-
-Natasha has been deleted from the chat-
Steve: What did I miss?
Bruce: Oh, c'mon, man.
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