Part 1: A Group Chat Is Born

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Natasha: Tony, what is this.

Tony: Chill, spidey. It's just a group text.

Natasha: In the future you really need to refrain from calling me spidey

Tony: sure. spidey. 

Natasha: I have a knife and a gun nearby me and I know where you live 

Tony: ohgodpleasedon'tkillmeI'msorry

Thor: THE SMALL ELECTRONIC DEVICE HAS INFORMED ME OF A THING CALLED A 'GROUP TEXT'. WHAT IS THIS?

Tony: Dude, turn off the caps lock.

Thor: HOW DO I TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK?

Tony: u press the button next to the keyboard

Thor: BE MORE DESCRIPTIVE, HUMAN

Tony: why do I even bother at this point 

Steve: Tony, why does this exist?

Tony: don't insult the group text bro

Steve: You didn't answer my question.

Natasha: I don't think that anybody actually knows why Tony does anything, Steve

Tony: Well, excuse you.

Steve: I mean you're not wrong...

Tony: Steve, im fab as hell and u know it 

Steve: You keep on believing that. God forbid you actually deflate your ego 0.2%.

Tony: oh yeah sure, Steve. Ya know maybe you shouldn't be in this group at all, you have better things to do, like figuring out how a toaster works

Thor: I FIND THAT AMUSING.

Natasha: honestly, just appreciate that Steve is actually gaining the ability to tell jokes that are actually funny

Clint: Steve told a funny joke?

Natasha: Scroll up a bit.

Tony: what took you so long to find the group text, Birdbrain?

Clint: This says that you started this five minutes ago, and birdbrain? Rlly?

Tony: ;)

Steve: Please leave me alone.

Bruce: Uh, Tony? You were supposed to be in the lab working on an experiment ten minutes ago...

Tony: Sorry, science bro. Got distracted.

Bruce: Are you seriously late because you started a group chat?

Tony: Would it make you feel better if I said no?

Bruce: No.

Tony: Well, then, sorry, nothing I can do.

Clint: This is why you don't have many friends Tony 

Natasha: 

Thor: I ALSO FIND THAT AMUSING

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Thor: I ALSO FIND THAT AMUSING. HAHA!

Steve: Maybe it also has something to do with the fact that you're an egotistical jerk.

Clint: You're on a roll today, Steve. I think that I can't count the amount of funny jokes you've told on my fingers anymore.

Thor: YOU HUMANS ARE VERY AMUSING!

Tony: 1. Turn off caps lock 2. stop using the word amusing, pls. I'm begging you

Thor: YOU HUMANS ARE VERY MIRTHFUL!

Tony: I

Tony: y'know what

Tony: just go back to amusing

Bruce: Tony, get to the lab right now.

Tony: Jeez, Mr. Grumpy, calm down. I'll be right there.

Bruce: Define 'right there.'

Tony: Is half an hour an acceptable answer?

Bruce: No. It really isn't. 

Natasha: Tony for the good of the world LEAVE

Tony: Why so defensive of Bruce?

Natasha: stop

Tony: Somebody's got a cruuuuuuuuush!

Natasha: are you 5

Tony: y e e t





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