Tony: Bruce
Tony: Hey Bruce
Tony: Brucey Bruce
Tony: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
Tony: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
Tony: Science bro
Tony: Hey are you there
Tony: BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
Tony: SAY SOMETHING
Tony: I'M GIVING UP ON YOU
Bruce: What you do you want, Tony? I'm trying to work here.
Tony: WHY ARE YOU WORKING WITHOUT ME
Bruce: Because I'm dealing with a problem
Tony: What's the problem?
Bruce: You.
Tony: RUDE
Bruce: Just help me, already.
Tony: No
Bruce: Go do science
Tony: I can't, one of Pepper's old friends, Jane, is in town, and I'm required to meet with them.
Tony: If it were up to me, I'd be in Canada right now
Bruce: Why
Tony: Because I wanted to see if they hatched out of trees
Bruce: Tony
Bruce: Tony no
Tony: What?
Bruce: Tony
Bruce: Tony that's offensive
Tony: Tree children
Bruce: Get out
Tony: Sure, yell at me for wanting to see kids be born out of trees
Tony: You have fun with that problem
Bruce: I wasn't kidding
Tony: Pthblt
Bruce: Tony, what was that.
Tony: Talk to text translating the raspberry I just blew at you
Bruce: But... wouldn't "pthblt" have to have been saved in the dictionary...?
Tony: Yup.
Bruce: Tony what the Hell.
Tony: Don't question my life desisions
Bruce: Why would that even be in your dictionary?!
Tony: PTHBLT PTHBLT PTHBLT PTHBLT PTHBLT
Bruce: I am SO done with you, you know that?!
Tony: Sure, get back to your work, you tree-baby hating loser.
Bruce: Go eat lunch with Jane.
Tony: How dare you
Bruce: Thou art a very ragged Wart.
Tony: What the heck. Bruce
Bruce: Thou beetle headed flax wench.
Tony: You just insulted me using Shakespeare and... Epic Rap Battles?!
Bruce: Thou wimpled pox-marked knave
Tony: Wtf
Bruce: Thou sticky fingered weasel butt. (credit for this insult goes to TheUnibadger, nice job.)
Tony: WHERE IS THAT EVEN FROM WHAT THE HECK
Bruce: Just a thing I thought of
Tony: No
Bruce: Thou caluminous rough-hewn malt-worm!
Tony: Stop
Bruce: Thou spongy shard-born dewberry.
Tony: I hate you
Bruce: Thou tottering dismal-dreaming flirt-gill!
Tony: Please stop now
Bruce: I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables.
Tony: Please jump out a window.
Bruce: Thou fobbing fly-bitten bladder!
Tony: YOU JUST CALLED ME A BLADDER
Bruce: A fobbing, fly-bitten one.
Tony: GET AWAY FROM ME
Bruce: Read some Shakespeare, you puny, motley-minded mammet!
Tony: I'm done
-Tony has left the chat-
Bruce: About freaking time.
These are great to memorize, by the way, to yell at annoying people and confused them. >:)
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