Avengers Texts

Part 23, Bucky to Steve: General Confusion and Overall Mayhem

Tony: Steve 

Tony: It's Bucky I stole this guy's phone 

Tony: Steve answer me please 

Tony: Steve please I stole a phone 

Tony: It was Tony's phone 

Tony: I think the guy was called Tony 

Tony: He was putting pink curlers in his hair 

Steve: Haha, Tony, nice try. Now shut up and go back to your hair curlers or whatever, it's midnight and I will throw a shield at your butt at high speeds 

Steve: Wait 

Steve: ... 

Steve: You're going to find some way to make that sound wrong, aren't you 

Tony: What? 

Tony: No, Steve, it's me 

Steve: Hush 

Tony: Please 

Steve: Shushity 

Tony: Shushity??? 

Tony: You really changed didn't you. 

Steve: It's called modern culture, moron 

Tony: Why are you calling me a moron 

Tony: Darn it Steve it's Bucky 

Steve: Last time you did this I actually fell for it. 

Steve: And I ended up in the bottom of a pool with an alligator, a DJ in a very tight dress, and about $50,000 worth of electronics. In Canada. 

Tony: What the heck

Tony: Steve what even...? 

Tony: Do I want to know? 

Steve: Your acting has improved, I'll give you that. 

Tony: No, I don't think I want to know. 

Pepper: OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO HACK INTO THIS STEVE HELP SOMEONE STOLEN MY PHONE 

Steve: Shame on you Pepper. Helping Tony play a prank on me. 

Pepper: NO THIS IS TONY 

Steve: Yeah right. 

Steve: Tony's already here 

Tony: Yeah, Pepper, you can drop the act now, I guess, ... 

Pepper: NO WHAT WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU STEAL MY PHONE 

Tony: Teehee 

Pepper: AND WHY ARE YOU TEXTING STEVE OF ALL PEOPLE 

Pepper: I MEAN, OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE 

Pepper: YOU COULD HAVE BEEN TEXTING SOMEBODY ACTUALLY COOL 

Pepper: YOU'RE A REALLY BAD THIEF YOU KNOW THAT 

Steve: Jeez, Pepper. You're being especially rude tonight. Did Tony bribe you with a new car or something? 

Tony: Yeah, porsche-sure. 

Steve: OH MY GOD THAT WAS PUN-ISHING 

Pepper: WHAT THE HECK

Pepper: SOMEBODY STEALS MY PHONES AND THEN MAKES HORRIBLE PUNS 

Pepper: WHO ARE YOU, YOU MEANIE 

Steve: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING 

Maria: Guys...? 

Steve: What the heck this is a private text message jeez 

Maria: Duh, I hacked it. It was easy. 

Steve: WHY did you hack it?! 

Maria: Um, because Pepper just called me from a work phone, and she's really angry at Tony... 

Tony: Why is she mad at Tony 

Tony: I mean me 

Tony: Yes, me. 

Pepper: YOU FAKE LITTLE JERK  

Maria: Pepper's gone a bit crazy, she's yelling about Tony stealing her phone again to hack into something? 

Maria: And btw that was the clean version, I didn't even know that Pepper knew that many cuss words. 

Maria: Tony, you're a bad influence... 

Pepper: SOMEBODY STOLE MY PHONE IT'S NOT MY FAULT 

Tony: Steve I just wanted to talk to you 

Maria: Pepper says that it's not you, Tony was... curling his hair? 

Steve: WHAT THE HECK IS EVEN HAPPENING ANYMORE 

Maria: Language. 

Pepper: Language. 

Steve: WILL YOU LET THAT GO ALREADY?! AND I DIDN'T EVEN CUSS 

Maria: No. 

Pepper: No. 

Tony: What 

Maria: Ok, I'm sending agents to go and shoot the person who stole the phone right now 

Steve: WAIT 

Steve: BUCKY 

Steve: IS THAT ACTUALLY YOU 

Tony: OH MY GOD IT'S ABOUT TIME 

Maria: I don't know who you are but there are agents on the way 

Steve: RUN 

Steve: DROP THE PHONE AND RUN 

Tony: BYEEEEEEEEEEE 

-Tony has left the chat- 

Pepper: MY PHOOOOOOOONE 

-Pepper has left the chat- 

Steve: OK I'M DONE WITH THIS I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW 

-Steve has left the chat- 

Maria: I should probably leave now. 

Maria: Yeah. 

Maria: That's a great idea. 

Maria: ... 

Maria: Why am I still here 

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