Steve: Guys, I need to discuss something with you
Clint: Steve, do you actually have any concept of time? Because I don't think that you do.
Steve: Why would you say that?
Clint: Because it's three in the morning.
Natasha: Why do you have to keep doing this?
Steve: Well, you two are awake?
Steve: Actually, why are you even awake?
Natasha: If we want to stay up until 3 in the morning watching Youtube then it's none of your business.
Clint: What did you want to discuss, weirdo?
Steve: My oven.
Natasha: What about it?
Steve: It blew up.
Natasha: STEVE!
Steve: I'm not sure what happened.
Bucky: it was offending me
Clint: how did the oven offend you?
Bucky: well i was trying to make a cake
Steve: You blew up my oven...?
Bucky: but, cake
Steve: Fair enough. Fair enough.
Natasha: Why, though? What possessed you to do such a thing?
Bucky: steve was hungry
Bucky: so i decided to make him a plum cake
Clint: Chillax with the plums
Bucky: what does chillax mean?
Steve: I appreciate the thought, but there is a gaping hole in my room now.
Bucky: i realize this
Steve: it's kind of a problem.
Bucky: shhh
Steve: Why did you have to use my kitchen?
Bucky: no more tears
Natasha: That was actually a valid point, why Steve's oven?
Bucky: it seemed logical, i was already there
Clint: OOOOOOOOOOOH
Steve: BUCKY YOU HAVE TO STOP DOING THAT
Bucky: doing what
Natasha: Seriously, Bucky?
Bucky: what
Bucky: ...
Bucky: no really guys what did I do
Clint: Just go to sleep.
Bucky: ok i'll go cuddle with steve some more
Clint: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Steve: Oh my gosh
It's a short chapter, I know. Sorry. But I need to know something. Do you want me to go through the story again and take out all the cuss words? Because I've been seeing a lot of comments whenever a cuss word is used (like, a LOT), so if you really want, I guess I could change it. If not, I suppose that it possibly should be rated mature? I'm not sure. Let me know.
Also sorry if I was accidentally snippy or rude to anyone in the comments, all of you are awesome. 💚
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