Fitz: Is Mr. Banner here? Coulson told me to ask.
Bruce: I'm here. And you can just call me Bruce.
Tony: Coulson could have just asked that himself
Fitz: I'm still not entirely sure why he didn't
Natasha: Did you get the sweater that I sent you, my child?
Fitz: Yes, thank you.
Tony: So, FITZ, did you even get in any trouble at all
Steve: Why would Fitz be in trouble
Tony: fiTZ
Natasha: hissssssss
Natasha: Do not be angry at my son
Tony: He told me that he'd drop an engine on my head if I didn't shut up!
Fitz: It was an accident.
Clint: You. I like you. 10/10.
Natasha: Wait you actually threatened him?
Fitz: Er, yeah, sorry about that
Natasha: DON'T APOLOGIZE, MY SON! I'M GOING TO SEND YOU ANOTHER SWEATER NOW
Peter: Wait how many children do you have?
Natasha: Hello, other son.
Fitz: Do you adopt a lot of people?
Natasha: It's mostly just you and Peter. Steve grew up and now he just hangs out with his boyfriend, talks in bad internet slang, and sulks.
Steve: I do not!
Bucky: you kind of do
Steve: I have been betrayed ;-;
Steve: I'm not buying you ice cream later
Bucky: BUT ICE CREAM
Bruce: So what did Coulson need?
Fitz: He needs you to go talk to him later about the whole problem with Deadpool still stuck in space with Star Lord.
Peter: He's still stuck?
Fitz: Apparently.
Peter: YES! I'M FREE!
Fitz: Do I want to know?
Peter: No. No you don't.
Fitz: Then I should probably leave the private Avenger text group. Since I'm not an Avenger.
Natasha: NO! MY SON! YOU MUST STAY!
Natasha: MY CHILD
Fitz: Uh
Steve: You should stay. I think that Natasha doesn't threaten to kill people as much when you're around
Fitz: Nice to know.
Wanda: Has anybody seen my brother?
Tony: No
Clint: Why?
Wanda: Because he stole my shoes and coffee and then ran
Tony: Wut
Wanda: He stole my shoes and my coffee and ran.
Wanda: I think he also stole Thor's phone. I'm not sure why but I need to hit him in the face with an encyclopedia.
Steve: Harsh.
Wanda: Yeah, well
Wanda: He stole my coffee
Natasha: Fair enough.
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...