Avengers Texts

Part 6: Caps Lock

Thor: Man of Iron, may I ask you a question? 

Tony: YO FURY, LOKI'S BACK AGAIN 

Thor: Brother?! Where! 

Tony: Thought you were smarter than this, Loki 

Thor: Where is Loki? 

Tony: Stop playing dumb. We already know you are kinda dumb, you don't have to reassure us 

Natasha: Loki? Again? 

Natasha: Rlly dude 

Natasha: I'm getting kind of sick of you 

Thor: Where is my brother?! 

Clint: Ok Loki you can leave now 

Clint: I'm in the middle of lunch, I don't have time for your shit rn 

Thor: I am not Loki! 

Oh Furious One: Loki, get the f$#* out of here 

Oh Furious One: And where's the Covergirl model? 

Thor: I am not a Covergirl model! 

Steve: I'M the Covergirl model. Thor's the L'Oreal model. Get it right. 

Thor: Yes. Because I am worth it. 

Oh Furious One: Sure. Fine. I'd say I'm sorry but I'm not. 

Thor: Why do you not believe that I am Thor? 

Bruce: You're not in caps lock. 

Steve: Shoo shoo. 

Thor: Why will you not listen, humans? I am Thor! 

Thor: >:( 

Thor: Behold, I am displeased. 

Steve: He sure got better at acting. 

Clint: Maybe he wants Thor's modeling job. 

You Puny Humans Stink: You called? 

Natasha: Who're you? 

You Puny Humans Stink: Loki. Duh. How stupid are you. 

Clint: No, that's Loki. 

You Puny Humans Stink: No, that's my idiot brother with the exceedingly less fabulous hair. 

Tony: My hair is more fabulous than both of yours put together, I don't even care who's who. 

Thor: It is not! 

You Puny Humans Stink: It is not! 

You Puny Humans Stink: Thor, shut up. 

Thor: Brother, reason with them. 

You Puny Humans Stink: They won't listen. They think that we're both me. Which is stupid. Because I'm obviously much better than you. And more handsome. 

Thor: Why would anybody think that? 

Steve: CAPS. LOCK. 

OBVIOUSLY LOKI, YOU MORONS: How stupid are you, Thor? 

Thor: No, not that. I am obviously much better looking than you are. 

Natasha: Guys, it is possible that... Thor just took off caps lock? 

Tony: Even I couldn't teach him to take off the caps lock, it's not possible. 

Clint: You're not the best at everything, Tony. 

Tony: Shut up. Yes I am. 

Clint: Mmm, just keep thinking that sweetie 

Thor: Humans, tell me how to restore this caps lock magic. My brother threw my keyboard across my room this morning, and now my magic is gone. I must yell! 

Steve: OH GOOD GOD, IT'S ACTUALLY HIM 

OBVIOUSLY LOKI, YOU MORONS: It's about time 

Oh Furious One: Thor, control your brother. 

Thor: I will control my brother. 

Tony: How? 

Thor: I will throw my brother out of the window. 

Bruce: But you're on the top floor. 

Natasha: Ooooh... 

Natasha: Welp 

Natasha: There he goes 

Natasha: His screaming provides some nice relaxing background noise 

-OBVIOUSLY LOKI, YOU MORONS has left the chat- 

Clint: Well that takes care of that. 

Clint: Do you think he landed in the rose bushes? 

Natasha: I certainly hope not, I actually like those roses 

Thor: May I remind you humans that he is ADOPTED. 

Thor: I HAVE FOUND THE MAGIC AGAIN! 

Bruce: I don't know if that's good or bad. 

Tony: I can't believe I'm saying this, but it might actually be a good thing?? 

Natasha: Caw caw. 

Clint: NAT NO 

Natasha: Tweet chirp SCREEEECH! 

-Clint has left the chat- 

-Tony has left the chat- 

-Oh Furious One has left the chat- 

-Thor has left the chat- 

-Steve has left the chat- 

-Bruce has left the chat- 

Natasha: Guys? 

Natasha: Hello? 

Natasha: ... 

Natasha: Ok then. 

Natasha: Just me and my gun, then, I guess. 

-3 minute break-

Natasha: And all of their phones. 

Natasha: Fun. >:)