This is going to be a shorter chapter because I feel that Satan doesn't need that many words right now.
Natasha: Steve, did you do your chores?
Steve: I'M NOT YOUR SON NATASHA
Tony: SON, DON'T SASS YOUR MOTHER
Natasha: Just do the dishes ok
Steve: Don't treat me like a slave
Natasha: I'm sorry I don't know how to parent
Steve: ARGH
Tony: SMOL CHILD, CLEAN YOUR ROOM
Steve: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Tony: DEFIANCE
Steve: STAHP
Steve: I'M NOT GOING TO CLEAN MY ROOM
Steve: OR SCRUB YOUR WINDOWS
Steve: OR DELIVER YOU COFFEE
Tony: YOU'RE MY CHILD HUSH
Natasha: OUR child.
Tony: Yes.
Clint: Why did you adopt us anyway
Natasha: Because.
Steve: Yeah, I've been wondering that.
Natasha: Because.
Steve: Please just tell us.
Bruce: Um. Guys.
Clint: What?
Bruce: Guys...
Tony: Actually I'd like to know too
Tony: One day I just had children
Tony: ...
Tony: Still don't know why
Natasha: Please stop guys
Tony: No
Natasha: You're really annoying, you know that?
Bruce: Guys, stop...
Tony: Yes, I am annoying. Now please tell us.
Natasha: UGH
Tony: WAAAAAH
Natasha: FINE
Natasha: I "ADOPTED" CLINT AND STEVE BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE KIDS OF MY OWN
Natasha: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
-Natasha has left the chat-
Bruce: I told you you should have dropped it...
Tony: Oh...
Steve: I...
Steve: I didn't... I didn't know...
Clint: I... we should go apologize...
Tony: In a few minutes, we should give her a little bit of time...
Steve: I will willingly be her child now...
Clint: Me too...
You're welcome, guys. Satan speaking.
And Raven TheUnibadger, you can't kill me, because I'm getting you a Christmas present. Ha.
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