Natasha: OH MY GOD TONY WHERE ARE YOU
Tony: Buying as much silver as possible.
Steve: ... Why, may I ask?
Tony: Well...
Steve: Um.
Tony: To protect myself against werewolves.
Steve: ...
Steve: What?
Bruce: Tony, werewolves don't exist.
Tony: THEY EXIST
Bruce: You're being a little bit unreasonable.
Tony: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW
Steve: Well, I do know that you've apparently gone crazy.
Natasha: Nerd.
Steve: Are you talking to me or Tony...?
Natasha: Originally just Tony, but hey, why not. Both of you. Nerds.
Clint: Tony, you still there?
Clint: Tony?
Clint: Um
Bruce: What did you do to him?
Steve: What?
Bruce: He's hiding under my bed again.
Natasha: Mwahahaha.
Bruce: NATASHA
Natasha: Yes?
Bruce: What did you do.
Natasha: Nooooothing
Steve: OOOOOOH
Steve: IS IT
Steve: IS IT THE THING
Natasha: Yes, yes it is. Shh.
Steve: Got it.
Thor: THE MAN OF IRON HAS FLED TO ME SEEKING REFUGE
Thor: WHAT SHALL I DO
Bruce: I don't know.
Steve: Feed him a poptart and pat him on the head.
Clint: Make him build you a new cell phone without a caps lock function.
Natasha: Kick him out a window.
Bruce: That went from 1 to 100 REALLY fast.
Natasha: Git rekt.
Tony: DON'T HURT MEEEEE
Natasha: I REFUSE
Steve: Natasha, no.
Natasha: Natasha, yes.
Thor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tony: I'M GOING TO DIE
Bruce: What is going on?!
Steve: Damn it, Natasha.
Natasha: Mwahahaha
Clint: I'm really confused, so I think that I'll go back to my nest now.
Natasha: Clint, I need your help.
Clint: MY NEST, THO
Natasha: I'LL TEXT YOU IN A PRIVATE TEXT JUST A MOMENT
Steve: What are you doing, Natasha?
Thor: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Steve: Whatever it is, just smite it.
Thor: IT IS STANDING ON MY PRECIOUS POPTARTS
Steve: Oh my God, Thor. It's not the end of the world.
Thor: THE WORLD IS COLLAPSING AROUND ME
Steve: Stahp
Thor: THERE IS NO REASON TO CONTINUE MY EXISTENCE
Steve: STAHP
Thor: EVERYTHING IS MEANINGLESS
Steve: Thor, do you realize how much you're overreacting?
Tony: HELP ME, THERE'S A WEREWOLF IN MY ROOM AND THOR'S ROCKING BACK IN FORTH IN A BALL ON THE FLOOR, SOBBING
Bruce: I don't think I really WANT to do anything right now. It sounds a little bit weird.
Steve: You can turn into the Hulk, and you think that THAT'S weird?!
Bruce: A god is crying on the floor because a werewolf stepped on his poptart's, and a multibillionare is sitting a pile of silver and wailing like a small child.
Steve: Ah. I see what you mean.
Steve: And Tony IS a small child.
Tony: DISRESPECT
Tony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tony: THERE'S A BIRD
Tony: MOTH
Tony: THING
Tony: HELP
Tony: IT ISN'T AFRAID OF THE SILVER
Steve: What?
Bruce: There's a giance moth in your room?
Tony: WHY WON'T YOU GUYS BELIEVE ME
Natasha: Seriously, a giant moth? That's stupid.
Steve: Natasha what did you do.
Natasha: I didn't do anything.
Bruce: Natasha.
Natasha: Seriously, I didn't actually do anything!
Steve: We all know that you're extremely good at lying.
Natasha: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR
Steve: Yes.
Natasha: HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tony: MOTH
Fury: ALL OF YOU
Fury: WHY DID A GIANT MOTH JUST BREAK INTO MY OFFICE A FEW MINUTES AGO
Clint: I have no idea.
Fury: BARTON, WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU
Clint: Nowhere...?
Natasha: Dude, you need to learn how to lie.
Fury: TELL ME THAT YOU DID NOT JUST DRESS AS A GIANT MOTH AND BREAK INTO MY OFFICE
Tony: THE MOTH IS TEXTING
Clint: No I'm not
Clint: I MEAN
Clint: NO IT'S NOT
Clint: IT, I MEANT IT
Fury: BARTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natasha: CLINT
Clint: IT WAS YOUR IDEA
Natasha: HUSH
Steve: Oh my god.
Clint: DON'T KILL ME PLEASE
Fury: THAT'S IT
-Fury has left the chat-
Clint: Wait, what?
Clint: OH NO
Clint: DON'T GTFRHGJKJHGYHBGBHYU
-Clint has left the chat-
Bruce: Oh dear.
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FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...
