Natasha: Guys, I hate to ask this, but can somebody please help me?
Tony: YOU'RE asking for help?!
Tony: RED ALERT, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
Tony: NATASHA ASKED FOR HELP
Tony: HER PRIDE MUST BE UPSET
Tony: SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH HER
Fury: Stark, what the heck is going on?
Tony: Natasha asked for help, so naturally there must be something wrong with her
Fury: STARK, YOU SET YOUR PHONE SETTINGS TO SET ALL OF SHIELD ON RED ALERT WHEN YOU SAID "RED ALERT" IN A TEXT
Tony: Oops.
Tony: Heh heh heh...
Natasha: I JUST NEEDED A LITTLE BIT OF HELP, NOT A FULL OUT RED ALERT
Fury: So I take it I can take the building off of red alert.
Tony: Er, yes...
Fury: Idiot.
Tony: But Natasha DOES need help.
Tony: Mental help.
Natasha: I HATE YOU TONY
Tony: >:)
Natasha: FURY, CAN'T YOU, LIKE, SEND HIM TO VENUS OR SOMETHING
Fury: He's so infuriatingly smart that he'd probably end up surviving.
Natasha: AAAAAAAAARGH
Steve: Is everybody ok?!
Bruce: What's happening, why are we on red alert?!
Natasha: Relax, guys, Tony's just being a moron again.
Clint: What?
Natasha: I asked for a little bit of help with something and he set all of S.H.I.E.L.D on red alert.
Bruce: Tony...
Tony: Ahem.
Fury: THE ALARMS WON'T TURN OFF AND THE INTERCOM ISN'T WORKING TONY WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO
Tony: Um, nothing?
Steve: Oh my... Tony, why.
Natasha: And anyway, I'm texting while hanging by my knees upside down from a precarious wire that, if I move at all, will break and send me plummeting to my death three hundred feet onto concrete. So, how about we put the stupid alarm thing aside from the moment to get your butts over here and save my life?
Bruce: OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK WE'RE HEADING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW
Steve: Bruce come back you can't get to her by foot
Bruce: OK I'M COMING BACK YES PLANES THAT'S A GOOD IDEA
Nathasha: I'm fine just hurry up already will you?
Clint: WAIT FOR ME
Tony: I'm coming too
Natasha: Don't you dare
Tony: Whaaaaaat?
Natasha: You'd probably end up killing me on accident.
Tony: No I wouldn't.
Fury: You do realize that the Iron Man suit would make saving you about 80% easier.
Natasha: Hush.
Fury: Stark, go help her.
Natasha: MY HONOR
Natasha: MY PRIDE
Natasha: OH, HOW THEY WILL BE WOUNDED
Natasha: SO WOUNDED
Fury: Be quiet.
Natasha: WOUNDS
Fury: Shut. Up.
Natasha: NEVER
Fury: I can and will fire you.
Natasha: HISSSSSS
Fury: FIRED IN THREE...
Fury: Ok.
Fury: Good.
Tony: I saved her.
Steve: Stop texting and flying, Tony.
Tony: Oh, be quiet.
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...
