Tony: Ha
Tony: Lol
Tony: Heehee
Tony: It's three in the morning
Natasha: OH MY [CENSORED] GOD TONY
Natasha: IT
Natasha: IS
Natasha: 3
Natasha: IN
Natasha: THE
Natasha: MORNING
Natasha: GET
Natasha: A
Natasha: LIFE
Natasha: WILL
Natasha: YOU
Tony: But I haven't slept in three days and I'm bored.
Natasha: YOU DO NOT WAKE UP A HIGHLY IRRITABLE AND VERY SKILLED ASSASSIN AT 3 IN THE MORNING BECAUSE YOU ARE BORED, TONY
Natasha: YOU JUST DON'T
Tony: Woah don't be so mean
Natasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tony: Chill.
Natasha: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS
Tony: Well you usually aren't this annoyed about it
Tony: Wait a second
Tony: What was that howling noise?
Natasha: Nothing.
Tony: I swear there was a howling noise.
Natasha: IT WAS NOTHING
Tony: Aww, are you scared?
Tony: Is the wittle assassin scared?
Natasha: No, but you should be.
Tony: Why?
Natasha: Look out the window.
Tony: Um. Ok?
Natasha: What do you see?
Tony: ... Nothing.
Natasha: Well, you're partially right.
Natasha: Aside from all the shits that I don't give about you being bored, there's also something else.
Tony: Ouch.
Natasha: Whatever. Look.
Tony: Where am I supposed to be looking?
Natasha: Up.
Tony: Why?
Natasha: Oh my God. Just look at the sky.
Tony: There's a sky? With some stars? And a moon?
Natasha: Notice anything else?
Tony: Uh, the moon is full? What is your point here?
Natasha: Listen.
Tony: What... oh. Are you seriously trying to convince me that there is a werewolf outside?
Tony: Wow, I'd expected even your 3 am pranks to be better than THAT...
Tony: It's probably just a stray dog.
Natasha: You should not have just made me mad.
Tony: Why not? Right now you're just a bitter tomato with bedhead and a grumpy attitude.
Natasha: That's it.
Tony: What?
Natasha: You neglected something.
Tony: What did I neglect.
Natasha: You did not realize that it was my time of the month.
Tony: EW DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT I DON'T NEED TO HERE ABOUT SATAN'S WATERFALL AT 3 AM
Natasha: It is time for me to shed my skin and howl at the moon, tearing the throats of the innocent.
Tony: WHAT DOES HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
Tony: OH MY GOD
Tony: HOLY [ censored ]
Tony: THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND ME
Tony: IT'S SOME SORT OF ANIMAL
Natasha: I know.
Tony: HEEEEELP
Natasha: Well, considering that I'm the problem, that wouldn't do much good.
Tony: WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NATASHA I'M NOT KIDDING THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE ROOM WITH ME
Natasha: I know.
Natasha: So am I.
Tony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT MADE A WEIRD NOISE LIKE A GROWL
Natasha: NOW do you believe me?
Tony: NATASHA THIS IS A STUPID PRANK YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT
Natasha: Who said this was a prank?
Tony: STOP IT NATASHA
Tony: OH MY GOD
Tony: NATASHA WHAT WAS THAT
Tony: OH GOD IT'S STILL THERE IT'S COMING INTO THE LIGHT
Tony: Wait.
Tony: Wait holy
Tony: HOLY FRICK
Tony: IT'S HOLDING YOUR PHONE
Natasha: I know.
Tony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Natasha: Did this teach you how not to wake me up at three in the morning?
Tony: OK OK MA'AM
Tony: MS. WEREWOLF MA'AM
Natasha: That's better. Now let me sleep.
-Natasha has left the chat-
That morning, Natasha to Steve:
Natasha: Oh my God Steve last night Tony woke me up at 3 am
Steve: What a jerk.
Natasha: Now he's too scared to come out of his room.
Steve: ...
Steve: What did you do?
Natasha: I may have convinced him that I'm a werewolf.
Steve: ?! How did you do that?!
Natasha: Robot.
Steve: You just HAPPEN to have a robotic werewolf lying around?
Natasha: Shhhh.
Steve: -.-
Natasha: Oh, hush. It was amazing.
I'm sorry if this sucks because I actually AM writing this at 3 in the morning.
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