Avengers Texts

Part 46: It's Time To Talk About Cheese

Clint: So, we need to talk about cheese. 

Steve: Totally not random, Clint. Not random at all 

Clint: Stop being sarcastic, Steve. This is serious. 

Bruce: You shut down the group chat for three days, then open it back up, and tell us that we need to talk about cheese. 

Clint: But it's important. 

Bucky: what is so important about cheese

Clint: Just listen to me. Cheese. 

Clint: This isn't any normal cheese, you've got to understand. It changed my life. I'm an entirely different person. 

T'Challa: I don't care. 

Clint: ;-; 

Clint: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS 

Clint: I'm crying 

Natasha: It's ok, Clint. Stay strong for me. It's gonna be ok. 

Bucky: EEEK 

Steve: NO BUCKY, NO 

Bucky: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK 

Steve: BUCKY STAY HERE 

Bucky: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK EEEEK EEEEEEEEEEEEK 

-Bucky has left the chat- 

Steve: GOSH DARN IT 

Steve: You made my boyfriend leave, what do you have to say for yourself 

T'Challa: Nothing. I do not care. 

-T'Challa has left the chat- 

-Clint has left the chat- 

Natasha: Oh great. Brb. 

Steve: Bucccckkkkkkkyyyyyyyy 

Tony: GUYS YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THIS CHEESE 

Bruce: Not you, too. 

Tony: SERIOUSLY GUYS, THIS CHEESE IS AMAZING 

Bruce: Sure, Tony. Sure. 

Natasha: Guys, I'm not sure what to do. Clint locked himself in his room to cry and he won't come out. 

Bruce: Is he ok? 

Natasha: It's the same as last time. 

Thor: I HAVE LOCATED THE BUCKY 

Tony: You mean just Bucky? Not 'the bucky' 

Tony: Dude, you're pretty weird 

Thor: OK 

Thor: I HAVE LOCATED JUST BUCKY 

Tony: No 

Tony: No Thor 

Tony: Thor that's not what I meant 

Thor: JUST BUCKY IS HIDING IN A CLOSET 

Steve: He's also screaming 

Steve: He won't come out 

Steve: T'Challa scared him a lot 

Natasha: Clint is still sobbing. 

Natasha: GUYS HE WON'T STOP 

Natasha: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 

Natasha: I AM NOT PROPERLY EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH ALL THESE EMOTIONS 

Bruce: Just calm down, ok 

Natasha: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY EMOTIONS 

Tony: Calm the frick down 

Bruce: Natasha? 

Peter: Why did Natasha just run screaming down the hall yelling about too many emotions? 

Bruce: Oh great 

Steve: BUCKYYYYYYYYY 

Peter: I can now hear Steve crying 

Peter: WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE CRYING AND SCREAMING 

Bruce: I don't even know any more 

Peter: I can't deal with this right now, I have homework to do 

Tony: Dude. It's summer. 

Peter: Is it really? 

Tony: Yeah. 

Peter: ... 

Peter: Oh. 

Peter: Then why am I writing this report? 

Tony: Because you're trapped in a vortex of homework 

Peter: Sounds about right. 

Peter: Now, I have to go finish this essay. 

Peter: See ya 

-Peter has left the chat- 

Thor: POPTARTS 

Tony: Everybody in this chat has gone batshit crazy 

Bruce: Except for us. 

Tony: We're the last ones, science bro. 

Natasha: EMOTIONSSSSSSSSSSSSS 

Bruce: Close the chat now 

Bruce: END THE MADNESS 

Tony: NOT YOU TOO, SCIENCE BRO 

Bruce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 

Tony: SCIENCE BROOOOOOOOOOO 

Tony: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

-Tony has closed the chat- 

Hahaaaaa Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D is ruining my life. In a good way. Oh goodness I'm so obsessed and please tell me I'm not alone, because I watched the entirety of season 3 in about a day. (And also Fitz is just the best? The literal best? A smol bean that is too perfect for this world?! And gosh darn it it's these crushes on fictional characters that's going to be the death of me.)