(M/n), a saiyan, who travel the universe in search of a planet with the best food, landed on earth. There he became friends with the Z warriors, but (M/n) forgot about a certain individual...well stalker who want to use the dragon balls.
Forgot to m...
"Shinobi fighting lesson #1: Taijutsu. I'll teach you about it," Kakashi said as he finally found what he been looking for. 'Taijutsu is Shinobi hand to hand combat....but...he's going to use a weapon?' Naruto thought as he grind his teeth.
'A book? Icha Icha Paradise, huh?...hehehehe.' (M/n) laugh in his head as he got a idea.
"What's wrong? Hurry up and attack me!!" Kakashi said as he open his book. "But...hey?! What's with the book?" Naruto asked, confused with what was going on. "I just want to know what happens next. But no worry, it won't make a difference against you guys."
"I'LL TOTALLY KICK YOUR ASS!!" Naruto yell in anger as he lunge at Kakashi once again, while in the background, you can hear (M/n) saying the word, damn.
Naruto went for a punch but Kakashi easily blocked it with one hand. Naruto quickly turn around and tried to kick him instead, but only to kick air as Kakashi ducked down.
Little Time-skip
Soon Naruto was hanging upside down from a tree, while Sasuke left to find a new place to hide. Raya left to look for (M/n).
"So, Naru-chan, do you need help?" (M/n) asked as hover next to Naruto, with his hands in his pocket. "....yeah...can you please help me," Naruto answered as he turn his head away in embarrassment.
(M/n) easily and quickly help Naruto down to the down, away from the tree. "Ok, later Naru-chan! Be good!" (M/n) said before flying away to look for Kakashi.
With Raya
'Shit...(M/n)-kun..where could he be? Could Kakashi-sensei already gotten him?! Sigh...dude, I may hate you, but do you really think that lover boy will go down that easy. Huh? Heh you're-' Raya pause her thoughts as she hurry up and hid behind a bush. '...phew! He didn't notice me.' "Sakura, behind you," Kakashi said as he look at her, scaring the life out of her, as Kakashi started to disappear in leaves.
"Huh?! What was that?! What's going on? Where's Sensei?" Raya said after she got rid of her daze.
"Sakura."
'That voice...Shit don't do it! This is not re-' Raya thought, and blocked Sakura's voice as she called (M/n)'s name with a happy tone.
"Sakura...help me..." (M/n) was able to pant out, as Raya saw his appearance...something that she hope to never see. (M/n) was covered in blood, his right arm was missing from the elbow down. His fingers on the left was broken and twisted, just like his legs. And his left eye was missing.
Instead of screaming Raya narrow her eyes and said, "This is a lie, this is all fake, there is no way that (M/n)-kun will get hurt that easily." Raya dispel the jutsu, and turn around to glare at Kakashi, but saw something that made her scream. There she saw (M/n) with Sasuke, having a heavy make out session, which soon the clothes started to leave the bodies.
"AHHHH! NOOOOOOO!!" Raya scream before fainting.
With Sasuke
"That scream.." Sasuke said as he realized who that scream belongs to. 'Sakura...'
With (M/n)
'Dammmnnnn. Who ever that scream belong to, can rival Raya's screams,' (M/n) thought as he flew around looking for Kakashi.
Back with Kakashi
"Huh? Shinobi fighting lesson #2: Genjutsu. And he was doing so well at the beginning," Kakashi sighed as he was about to walk away, but stop when he heard laughter.
"Pfft!! Hahahahaha! Omg, that was hilarious!" Sakura laugh as he took control of his body, as his hair became wavy and he put it in a low ponytail, while a outline of a sakura petal appear on his left cheek.
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"Oh man...okay I'm good! Now let's go Sensei!" And just like that Sakura ran at Kakashi, who was trying to figure out, if this is his true self or a different personality.
Sakura threw a shuriken at Kakashi, who dodged it, by moving a inch to the side, but he didn't know that he was where Sakura wanted him.
"Heh!" Sakura laugh out, as he surprised Kakashi, when he disappear and reappear in front of him, with a punch ready to go.
"Die!" Sakura said as he punch Kakashi...poof...no a rock, breaking it into...dust. '...Oh dear lord...I'm not going to let him hit me,' Kakashi thought as he watch the rock turn into dust.
"Ow! Damnit!! Why didn't you just take the fucking hit!" Sakura shouted as he tried to shake the pain from his hand. "Come on fight me!!" Sakura said with a grin as he lunge at Kakashi and tried to kick him, but Kakashi caught it, and threw him away from him.
Sakura quickly straightened himself in midair and threw about a dozen kunais at him, but Kakashi use the 'Kawarimi no Jutsu' to get the fuck out of there because this one isn't even going after the fucking bells, leaving a log in his place.
"Dammit...where he go?! Sigh, now I have go look for him," Sakura spoke after Kakashi didn't reappear after few minutes, before walking away looking for his sensei.
