𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 | ❝I loved her against reason, against promise, against peace, against hope, against happiness, against all discouragement that could be.❞
┌── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───┐
𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚
𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬
𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐲 𝐫𝐞...
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spangles 💕: how is my beautiful wife on this beautiful day?
Did you do something bad?
spangles 💕: No. I can't ask how my wife's day is going without getting accused of it being for something bad.
Well, it's because you're still making up for breaking the cookie jar.
spangles 💕: That was a total accident.
Yeah, okay. Anyway, do you remember the birds and the bees?
spangles 💕: You mean the thing called sex? Yes, I am VERY AWARE considering what happened this morning 😏
Like I was saying, you asked if anything interesting is going on.
spangles 💕: I do remember.
Babe, I took a pregnancy test.
spangles 💕: Are you serious? Are we? Are we?
It's positive. We're pregnant.
spangles 💕: ITS OUR CHILD OH MY GOD! IM GOING TO BE A FATHER! IM GOING TO HAVE A BABY! I'm having a baby with the woman of my dreams. Baby, you have no idea how happy this makes me and I'm driving home right now.
I'm happy 😊 I can't wait to meet the little nugget.
spangles 💕: That's what you are going to call the baby? A nugget?
Well it's because the baby's really small and the size of like a nugget.
spangles 💕: Have you told anyone else?
Not until it's certain. Tomorrow, we have the doctor's appointment to checkout everything. Then, we cam tell people.
spangles 💕: Not to brag or anything but I'm pretty sure that it's real. If I did my job correctly, then it's real.
The man I married ladies and gentlemen.
spangles 💕: Watch it, I'm also the father of your child.
Our child.
spangles 💕: Yeah. Our child.
This is happening.
spangles 💕: This is happening. You're carrying a nugget and I'm going to be father.
Penelope is going to be so excited.
spangles 💕: Are you kidding? The whole Marvel cast is going to freak out.
Yeah, they are. They've been waiting it longer than we have.
spangles 💕: They are all going to be aunts and uncles.
The little nugget is going to be so loved.
spangles 💕: When are you going to tell your father?
Why? Are you afraid?
spangles 💕: I'm afraid that he's going to give me a look for knocking up his daughter.
Chris, we are adults. He's going to understand our needs.
spangles 💕: That's true. You're man is one tasty dish.
Well, that's why you married me. I'm a living version of my dad.
spangles 💕: Please don't put that image in my head. Happy thoughts. Parenthood, baby, marriage, beautiful wife. I think I'm set for life.
