FRIENDS.
021. ❛ still a virgin? ❜_______
mcu squad
tony stank:
I hope this isn't offensiveBut it probably will
tony stank:
You're very good looking for a mom and she's very cute as well.scarjo:
You've never said that to me or my kid.tony stank:
That's because you got pregnant later on in life not at a teen levelizzy:
You're walking on very thin ice, Downey.sebby:
Even I know that Isabella means serious business nowspidey sense:
Is that why you're calling her Isabella now?sebby:
Be quiet, spider boyscarjo:
Let's just leave the topic out of this groupchat because it's clear that it's a uncomfortable situation for Natalia to talk about. And it's causing a riff between everyone here.It's okay, Scar.
You don't need to defend me.spangles:
Don't give Downey an open invitation to ask questions. Because he will push you on it.izzy:
Probably not the smartest move, sis.If I admitted it to the public, why shouldn't my friends know?
In a sense, you guys are getting more details than everyone else.lizzie:
Are you sure?
This doesn't have to turn into
Jane the Virgin.Well, my story is kind of like
Jane the Virgin.mackie:
So you're saying you're a virgin?
I was pretty sure that when a mommy and a daddy love each other a lot...I'm going to stop you.
Yes, that's the way we all normalize it but I was very young and kind of was in a dark place after my mom died. And I somewhat thought that a kid would brighten up my life at a dark place. So I opted to get artificial insemination.mackie:
woah, still a virgin.I guess it's a stupid reason to get pregnant but I think of all the times that I've been sad I look at Penelope and I'm happy again.
hemsworth:
I'm truly honored that you choose to share it with us.sebby:
Yeah. Penelope is a gem and I'm very happy that you had her.renner:
Looks like Chris has already taken a liking to her as well.izzy:
Nice to know that we're now shifting the topic to shipping.sebby:
If we don't talk about Chris and Natalia, then we can talk about you and me.izzy:
Don't start with me seb.sebby:
Honey, you know that I'm a huge flirt.tony stank:
Well I want to go back to talking about Chris and Natalia, that's what this is kind of about.lizzie:
Not that we don't want them together but we have more important issues to attend to.Like what?
spangles:
The fact that we're texting at 1am when we have call time for 6am today.I'm still on jet lag so I can keep this going for another hour at least.
mackie:
Well if I don't get my beauty sleep then I'll be cranky.You're always cranky.
tony stank:
Yeah, Falcon big butt.spidey sense:
My eyes have seen enough.tony stank:
Yeah, go to sleep kid.hemsworth:
I think we should all go to sleep.spangles:
I'm clocking outizzy:
Well I'm going to keep going at Natalia's housespangles:
Don't drink, you two becoming very pranky when you drink.lizzie:
Look at that, taking care of his sister in law.Don't insinuate because he will come over to my house.
pool-dead:
Maybe that's what she wantsDon't start, Ryan.
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