texts // joshler

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After our walk, we went to our own separate houses in our own cars. It was late and we were both tired. When I got home, I immediately passed out.

When I woke up to my dreadful alarm, I realized I had school. And school meant agonizing pain and boredom. Maybe I should stay home. Eh, I can't, I already have too many absences.

After getting dressed sloppily, I rushed outside and got on the bus, putting in my headphones and blocking out the world like the emo trash I am.

School dragged on and I was given fifty billion stupid assignments. I was relieved when it was lunch because that meant I could go on my phone and spam text all two of my friends.

tyler: y0

tyler: im boreddd

josh: i see you put the d in bored

tyler: what??

josh: i can put the d in you ;;))

tyler: WHAT IM AGSN

tyler: I GTG HYB

josh: buttsecks

tyler: STOPOP STIP PLS

josh: ;;;)))

tyler: I AM TOO SECOBDS AWAY FROM BLOCKING YOU

josh: OHMYGOD

josh: I AM SO SORRY

josh: THAT WAS MY FRIEND

josh: HIS NAME IS BRENDON AND HE IS RLLY MEAN TO ME

tyler: o thank god

tyler: i was bouta break up with you

josh: :o

tyler: i mean we just met irl

josh: you wouldnt even want me like that?? come on homie

tyler: i mean i guess

josh: you guess what

tyler: itd be kinda sick if we fricked

tyler: BUT

josh: AYYYYYY

tyler: i am v smol and my heart is fragile so its vv soon for this talk i cant believe you would put me in such an uncomfortable situation like you know how i feel

tyler: omg u lil bitch u didnt let me finish typing before sending your lame ayy

josh: stfu u love my ayyy

josh: and what do u mean ur smol

josh: the only way id know if youre smol is if i saw myself ;)))

tyler: JOSH I S2G

josh: ok ok chill dude

tyler: chill

tyler: really

tyler: drink bleach

josh: :O

josh: :,c

tyler: ok ok im sorry ur v cute i would never want u to drink bleach

josh: awww ily

tyler: ily2

tyler: no homo