Natasha: Tweet twitter chirp tweet.
Clint: Aww screw you
Natasha: CAAAAAAAAW! CAW CAW CAW SCREEEEEECH!
Steve: Isn't friendship magical?
Natasha: Caw.
Clint: Stop mocking me, tarantula -.-
Natasha: SCREEEEEEEECH *infuriated cawing*
Steve: It's there and then it goes away
Bruce: Jeez, guys, I went to give Natasha coffee and you turned her into a bird? What the heck?
Tony: Relax, I'm sure that your girlfriend'll be just fine.
Bruce: Stop.
Natasha: TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! *angry flapping*
Thor: YOUR MAJESTY, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU A GIFT TO PREVENT MY IMMINENT DEATH.
Natasha: Twitter?
Thor: WHY ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO IMITATE THE CALLS OF FEATHERED, FLIGHTY ANIMALS?
Steve: She's imitating Clint.
Clint: Um?? as the tower's resident bird, I take deep offense to that statement???
Thor: CAPS LOCK ARMY, UNITE AND CONQUER THE PUNY HUMANS!
Steve: Thor, for the last time, NO
Natasha: CHIRP! *Irritated twittering*
Thor: YOUR MAJESTY, THE PRESENT! I HAVE GONE TO GREAT LENGTHS TO GET THIS FOR YOU.
Natasha: Thor what the hell is it
Clint: Thank God, you stopped
Natasha: CAAAAAAAAW
Clint: Well shit.
Thor: IT IS... A STREAMER OF THE FINEST PAPER!
Thor:
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Natasha: Thor what the actual fuck
Thor: IT IS MAGICAL, IS IT NOT?
Natasha: It's a roll of toilet paper.
Steve: Thor... wow...
Clint: ...
Tony: Nice job, Thor, nice job.
Thor: DO YOU LIKE IT?
Bruce: Well, you really screwed up this time
Natasha: ...
Natasha: Dude.
Natasha: That is literally a roll of toilet paper.
Tony: Wait, does that have my initials on it?
Clint: Oh my God, it does
Thor: I STOLE IT FROM THE MAN OF IRON!
Clint: OH MY GOD IT DOES
Bruce: You stole a roll of toilet paper from Tony?
Steve: Tony has initialed toilet paper?!
Tony: DON'T JUDGE ME OK
Tony: AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS
Natasha: Oops, my finger slipped
Tony: NATASHA WHAT DID YOU DO
Steve: Hey, I got a notification on my phone, from Twitter? What's that mean?
Bruce: Steve, no offense, but... get a life
Steve: And Instagram? Facebook? Snapchat? Tumblr? What are these?
Tony: *cringe*
Tony: Why are you getting so many notifications all of a sudden
Steve: Hey, it's the picture of the toilet paper that Thor took. From BetterThanYou101?
Tony: god DAMN it natasha
Tony: There goes my reputation
Clint: What reputation?
Natasha: Teehee
-Natasha has left the chat-
Steve: I hope she beats Tony up.
Tony: OH COME ON, MAN, I'M ALREADY IN THE HOSPITAL
Steve: You're still here? I thought that you left.
Tony: Why would you think that?
Steve: I naturally assumed that someone had either killed you or you'd fainted
Tony: I don't faint
Steve: Oh, you're right. You assert your manliness by swooning masculinely to the ground
Tony: shuT UP
Clint: Steve, stop being funny. ur too old for that. The author will have to edit your lines
-Natasha has joined the chat-
Natasha: TWEET!
Clint: Oh, not this again.
Natasha: *Disgruntled pecking*
Clint: Oh, how you wound me
Natasha: *Aggressive pecking*
Clint: OH JEEZ WHAT THE HELL NATASHA I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Clint: OW
Clint: I'm dying *dies*
Natasha:
Natasha: Whoops
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FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...
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