yes this is based off Wilbur's song lmaooooooo
so funny haha
Crack
ugh
I'm so drained
CW
• swearing
• Wilbur solo
• Wilbur being stupid
• CRACK FIC LMAO
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"Karen i swear to god give me the kids" Wilbur groaned in frustration, smacking his forehead.
"No"
"Fuck you mean no?" He questioned.
"I mean no asshole" Karen spat
"Die?" Wilbur smiled
" why would i do that " Karen frowned
"Cause you're a whore?" Wilbur smiled again
"Or you just can't get over me"
"Or that"
"Man whore"
"Wom- whore"
"yeah can you fuck off I'm not giving you the kids"
"KAREN PLEASE I DONT WANT TO SEND YOU MY PORN ANYMORE" Wilbur cried out
"THEN STOP SENDING ME PORN AND SEND ME REAL MONEY JACKASS"
"YOU TOOK MY MONEY YOU FUCKING DICK"
"THATS NOT MY PROBLEM?"
"BUT IT REALLY IS?"
"if i say nuh-uh its not" Karen grinned
"Doesn't work like that asshole"
"Yeah it does"
..
"Then i say nuh-uh to child care and sending and providing child support"
"No you can't do that"
"Yeah i can"
"No.."
"Yuh-huh" he giggled
"Die"
"No"
"Yes"
"Die"
I'm done now
YOU ARE READING
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