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‡ If I could Marry you, Oh how I would~ ‡

If you get the picture we should be friends 😍

Anyways, idk what I was thinking when I wrote this, honestly 😩

I just wanted to make some stuff for you to celebrate me getting 2.5K reads which, by the way, I NEVER thought I would get 😩

I'm also currently sick to my stomach because I was told my parents would be  called on the topic of Self harm in my group. And idk when.

So yeah,

!CW!:
• swearing
• cuddling
• kinda angst?

I continued this 7 days later 😎

Anyways, now I'll write it 😍

Also, the Karl and Quackity flashback isn't going completely to the lore.

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“¡CHARLIE SLIMECICLETA! ¿¡DÓNDE COÑO HAS PUESTO LAS LLAVES DE MI CASA!? (Translation I think: CHARLIE SLIMECICLE! WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU PUT MY HOUSE KEYS!?)”
“Your house keys? They are in the second drawer of the little mirror cupboard in the front room, Quackity from Las Nevadas!” Charlie replied innocently.
“And how the hell do you know that so precisely?” Quackity asked, now suspicious of his Best friend.
“Because I placed them there, Quackity from Las Nevadas!”
“Ah.”

“Anyways, I need to go home to Wilbur now, Bye Slime!”
“Bye bye Quackity from Las Nevadas!”

Quackity grabbed his keys from the drawer, grabbed the trenchcoat he stole from Wilbur, and rushed out the door, running over the road to their house.

While Quackity was running, he ran past Kinoko Kingdom, and when he glanced at it, his eyes met those of Sapnap's. Which made him stop dead in his tracks.
Karl appeared behind him, but when he looked at Quackity, he glared at him, their first interaction being engraved in his mind.

~Flashback~

“Karl?” Quackity spoke as he walked through the woods in search for his Fiancé.
“What?” Karl asked, clearly confused at the fact that somebody was looking for him.
“Karl! There you are, I-i've been looking for you absolutely everywhere! Me and Sapnap have!” The duck spoke frantically, walking closer to Karl with a seemingly happy expression on his face.

“W-what-? Who.. who are You..-?” (sorry but I just imagined that being said in a super british accent. Except I didn't need to imagine because I have a super british accent.) Karl asked, backing away from the shorter whose face had now twisted into a curious yet sad and frightened look.
“Y-you don't r-remember... Me? ”
Quackity asked, his voice shaking.
“No! Who even.. who even are you and why the fuck are you coming so close? Like, personal space is a thing, you know, stranger?”  Karl said, sort of ranting at him.
“I- I'm your Fiancé! Me and Sapnap- We, We are your Friancés!”
“No, Sapnap is my Fiancé, I have no clue who the fuck you are.”
“I- I'm Quackity! Quackity, your Fiancé!!”
“Stop saying that, you're not my fiancé!”
“But- I AM!”
“NO! YOU'RE NOT MY FIANCÉ! FOR THE LAST TIME, GET AWAY FROM ME!”

Slap.  (ooh that was crisp 😩)

Karl lifted his hand to his face, and looked at Quackity in an accusing way.
“Y-you fucking piece of shit..”
Quackity spoke, a newfound hatred dripping from each word.

~End of Flashback~ (SpongeBob vibes rn)

It took Quackity a while to realise, but soon enough he saw that Sapnap was walking towards him. And he was getting close.

Karl had stayed behind, still giving Quackity the death stare.

The short man really didn't want to speak to anybody other than his Love,  and so he ran as fast as he could away from their unscheduled meeting place, and headed to his and Wilbur's house, refusing to look back at his ex-fiancés.

He reached the door to his house and shoved the key in the lock, moving about frantically , desperate to get out of the wind in fear that one of his Ex-fiancés might show up behind him and drag him away to, god knows where.

He finally unlocked the door and ran in, falling over in the process.
“Quackity!” Wilbur happily spoke, catching the duck in his arms as he fell, and then smiling bright down at him.
“Wilbur!” Quackity Yelped, estatic to finally see his love who he had missed , oh so much.
“Where have you been!” Wilbur asked, now helping Quackity to his feet and giving him a proper hug.
“I was with Charlie, doing work. It took me ages to find my house keys because Charlie had moved them into a drawer in the Vanity there.”
“Did he tell you where they were?”
“Yeah, but he was super specific-”
“Sounds like Charlie!”
Quackity chuckled.

They both walked to the couch and sat down, Wilbur grabbing the remote and putting a movie on.

~8:42PM~

“Hey Wil?”
“Mhm?”
“Do.. do you think we could ever get..”
“Get what?”
“Get.. Married?”
“Oh- Of course.”
“Why?”
“Well, If I could Marry you, oh how I would~ . You are the most amazing person I could have ever even met, let alone got with. You're so pretty, so sweet, so caring, so unbelievably hot, your body is amazing, your personality, phew, that shit is the best part about you! Everything about you is just so fucking perfect..”
Wilbur ranted, in the process making Quackity bury his head into wilbur's neck, a scarlet blush spreading like a Wildfire across his face.

(L bozo)

“Willlllll”
“Yessss?”
“You're gonna make me cryyyyyy”
“Oh no, Why?”
“You said so many things about MEEEE and they were all SWEEEET”
“Pfff-”
Quackity cried into wilbur's neck, making little sniffles now and again.

Wilbur chucked and patted Quackity's head lightly.

“I love you Wilburr”

“I love you too, My darling Quackity.”

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we'll look at that😨

Another sappy (sappynappy) ending, huh?

crusty

anyways, I hope you enjoyed <3333

Ily so much, remember to eat, sleep and drink plenty, alright? I care so much about you <33

Ily!!! <3