Assembly time!

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Korosensei preps the lab equipment while dodging three knives

Korosensei: alright boys and girls let's begin

They go through the whole thing

Korosensei: and that's how extract the colour from processed foods

He snatches all the others

Korosensei: I'll just take the left over samples thank you excuse me

Sugino: WAIT WE BOUGHT THOSE FOR OURSELVES

Kazuto ignores this and is eating is own

Rio: huh how'd you keep it

Kazuto: he may be quick but a slight of hand goes along way want some

Rio: sure

They start chowing down on sweets

Korosensei: HEY NO EATING IN THE CLASSROOM

Kazuto: sorry sir

Okuda then walks up

Okuda: i uhh well uh

Korosensei: well speak up Okuda whay can I do for you

Okuda: UM POISON SIR WOULD YOU DRINK IT PLEASE

Maehara: well she doesn't beat around the bush

Kazuto: I'll give her that

Okuda: I'm sorry is this weird

Korosensei: it's surely a very straightforward assassination attempt I'll give you that

Okuda: Cesar, I'm not very good at being sneaky. I mean everyone else is so good at this stuff but me what I'm good at is chemistry and I put my heart and soul into this mixture

Korosensei guzzles it and begins spazzing out but then turns blue and grows horns

He drinks another and goes green with a pair of wings

And the final one he just turns white and blank

Kayano: that's boring

Sugino: this just keeps getting weirder and weirder

Isogai: I don't like this look it's creeping me out

Mimura: so poison turns him into an emoticon

Kazuto: apparently so but it isn't any weirder that everything lose we've seen him do

The class nod

Korosensei: if you hate me, I understand, but please don't hate assassination

Okajima: what's that even supposed to mean

Korosensei: also young lady as your teacher I can't look over the fact that you had a toxic substances unsupervised

Okuda: yes sir, sorry, sir

Korosensei: doing worry I have an idea work together on a poison that has a little bit more of a kick

The class seem very weirded out by this

The day goes on as normal

And after a long time korosensei drinks a specially made poison

Korosensei: HAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU OKUDA THANK YOU VERY MUCJ IN DEED THIS CONCOCTION IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TO LEVEL UP

Okuda: wait you don't

A huge shockwave happens but what's left is a puddle that looks like korosensei

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