Fnafverse Universe Headcanons [Book 1]

How/when everyone cries

- Bryan is an pretty crier, like makeup is running, he cries so fucking loud, and hes a mess, but he still somehow makes himself look majestic

- Stevie is an ugly crier, and has an extremely difficult time with quietly crying due to their difficulty with big emotions, so he is loud as hell

- Pat doesn't cry often, but whenever she does, it's always silent, and she always covers it up the second someone sees it. Hell if she cries in front of someone, that means they've completely gained her trust

- Dr Vendi doesn't cry. Ever. Bc I hate him /hj

- Valerie started wearing waterproof makeup so it wouldn't start running if she had a full on breakdown or a PTSD attack

- Anna is just like her son, super dramatic and yet still really pretty when she cries somehow

- Dylan never cries. But like actually tho. He has his breakdowns, but he hasn't actually cried since he was a kid

- Davis is very loud when he cries, and often times if he is crying, he is too much of a mess to care who hears him. He will throw shit, he will be violent when he cries, bc if an emotion is bad enough to start a breakdown like that, breaking something is probably the only thing that can get him to let out stress

- Ivy surprises herself every time she cries, bc every time she does, she convinces herself she wont let herself get so emotional that it would happen again. Her tears do seem to be really glittery tho bc her eyelashes are always covered in a little bit of gold glitter that she doesn't remember adding to them

- Florence can and does cry on demand, and somehow it always looks super believable- Pluto and Rabbit are often the only ones who can tell they're not genuine about it, mainly bc their eyes always give away whether they're really upset or not

- Pluto often keeps a level voice when they cry, but they will always look like a mess. Like Pluto could be saying "yeah im fine" in the the most flat tone, and yet looks like they've been through five heartbreaks in the last hour with tears running down hos face

- King doesn't make noise when they cry, and often just curls up in a ball and freezes and just lets themselves cry until they cant anymore- They usually end up just falling asleep after

- Zero is still telling jokes even if they are literally sobbing. Even then, if he's about to cry, it's usually something that slowly builds up over time.

- Iris is like Pat. He is a silent crier, and never cries in front of people he trusts. Unless hes drunk. Then any boundaries about people seeing him cry is thrown out the window.

- Jake is very loud and very emotional, and cries at least twice a day. Often times, he is basically just crying in his office for half a day just crying or having a meltdown. It gotten to a point, where its so easy for him to break down due to stress, paranoia, and lack of sleep that literally anything could set him off

- Sabrina is a person who when she feels like she's about to cry, she immediately starts trying to talk herself through it and wipe her eyes to make sure she calms down