RWBY and JNPR Watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles

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What happens when a mysterious file called "Red vs Blue" is downloaded onto Jaune's scroll? Teams RWBY and JNPR watch Red Vs Blue. Realistic reactions from the characters. I DO NOT OWN RVB OR RWBY. Reposted from the FFN story started years ago.

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S5E89

Start from the beginning

by CeruleanLancer

Grif: "At least let's go stand by the light."

"I like that Grif is trying to compromise." Pyrrha commented.

Simmons: "No, that would be moving, and thus would violate our strict !no moving' policy."

Grif: "But the light-"

Simmons: "No."

Grif: "-would help us see the bats!"

Simmons: "NO."

Grif: "And their fangs!"

Simmons: "NO!"

Yang chuckled.

Grif: "Hey, you know what else might be in the cave, Simmons? Snakes."

Ren and Jaune chuckled.

"So Simmons is afraid of snakes." Ren mumbled.

Simmons: "You're an asshole Grif, why would you bring up snakes?"

"Smart move on Grif's part." Blake commented

Grif: "I'm just saying. I know you don't like Snakes, and snakes do live in caves, and we are in a cave, and snakes like to crawl right up next to people in caves, and then they-"

Simmons: "Alright, screw it, I'm gonna go stand by the light."

"They clearly know each other well." Pyrrha smiled, "I know the two don't seem like it but I think they're great friends."

Cut to Blue Base, then to Doc approaching

Doc: "Okay, I talked to Sheila, you guys were right: she definitely seems a little odd."

Everyone leaned forward.

Church: "Yup, so whaddaya think?"

Doc: "I, think she seems like there's something wrong."

"His powers of deduction are incredible." Blake said sarcastically.

Church: "That's your diagnosis? That's why we sent you down there, man. Because we knew something was wrong."

Doc: "I'm a medic, what do you want from me?"

"To do your job." Weiss laughed.

"He did though, he help Tucker deliver his baby." Nora pointed out.

Church: "How about fixing her?"

Doc: "Well surprisingly my medical training didn't cover internal combustion."

Ruby chuckled.

Church: "What a shitty medical school."

Tucker: "Yeah where'd you go, the University of Jamaica?"

"Hmm not enough evidence to determine whether it's a state or not." Ren sighed.

Doc: "Oh please, I wouldn't be caught dead on that campus. I went to Jamaica State! Who's Jamaica State's Fighting Irish."

"Another state." Ren grinned.

"Irish? Isn't Simmons dutch Irish." Jaune asked.

Ren nodded, "That's right, maybe Doc is Irish or dutch Irish too."