RWBY and JNPR Watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles

S1E15

Author's Note:

I'm still loving the support and hola a mis spanish amigos, yo hablo poco espanol y gracias para la soportas. Yo estoy escribiendo muchos para usted. That is my terrible Spanish but I wrote it because I thought it was cool that it's not just native English speakers reading my fanfic. Here's chapter 15 and I plan to finish season 1 today.

Edit: Oh the days when I posted multiple chapters all in one day.

NEW AN: Man, I used to care about learning Spanish. Then college absolutely killed my desire to keep going with it. After two college semesters of Spanish I can confidently say I knew more Spanish in highschool.

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S1E15- How the Other Half Lives

"How the other Half Lives." Appeared on the screen with the theme.

Nora and Ruby hummed enthusiastically to the guitar theme.

Sarge: "(echoing) Hello? Hello? I said hello? Hallo. Is any body out here?"

Church: "Holy cow, would you stop yelling? I'm here."

Sarge: "What is this place?"

Church: "Well, that's... kinda hard to explain. Uhm... You were shot in the head, buddy. So, here you are."

Sarge: "Am I dead?"

Church: "Are you dead, well, yeah, that's how I ended up here."

"Ugh, so death does mean nothing." Weiss complained.

"Would you stop complaining so much?" Yang asked.

"I- fine, I guess I have been rather annoying."

Weiss said. "And stop being so proper." Ruby said.

"Don't ask for too much Ruby." Weiss advised.

Sarge: "Are you some kinda Angel?"

"Angel?" Blake muttered. "Church is a far cry from that."

Church: "Aheh heh heh am I an Angel. Uh, (clears throat) yeah, actually, I am, I'm an Angel. Um, do you wanna go to Heaven? 'Cause it's, like, ten bucks to get in."

"Their religion is weird, why would they have to pay money to get in." Ruby said.

"I think it may be a joke." Ren said.

Sarge: "Well I uh, I didn't really bring any, I mean, my wallet's back in the car."

Church: "Hey you don't have it there, huh? Well uh, that's too bad. Pretty crappy reason to be damned to Hell for an eternity."

"Hmm, a heaven and a hell." Ren muttered.

"Definitely a strange religion." Pyrrha commented.

Ren hummed, "Actually that's very common with religions."

Sarge: "I don't remember dyin'"

Church: "Yeah, that's my fault too. I was... sort of possessing your body at the time that you were shot. Sorry about that."