S4E77

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S4E77- The Arrival

"The Arrival" Appeared on the screen with the theme.

All eight hummed the theme enthusiastically.

"The Arrival?" Ren mumbled.

"What is it?" Jaune asked.

Ren waved him off, "Nothing, so far the episode titles have related to the episodes somewhat, just wondering what or who the arrival is."

Fade in to a wide shot of Blue Base

Church: "Uhh, I don't believe this."

Doc: "It's true, your friend Tucker is pregnant. See, my little gizmo lights up green to indicate pregnancy."

"He's not pregnant." Weiss mumbled.

"He acts exactly like my mom did when she was pregnant with my little sisters." Jaune pointed out.

"He's a guy" Weiss argued.

"Yeah but it's a show that's meant to be funny." Jaune argued back.

Weiss sighed, "But they have... tried to keep some level of realism-"

"Realism? Church time traveled." Blake pointed out.

"Actually because Vic is still alive I strongly believe in the theory that Gary put Church through a simulation. Because Church is a ghost." Ren commented.

"I just don't believe he's pregnant because I think he's a virgin." Yang shrugged.

Church: "I thought it lights up green to indicate flesh wounds."

Doc: "Yeah also that."

Church: "And infectious diseases."

"That would be a useful tool." Ren commented. "Except with different colors for different things."

Pyrrha and Blake nodded.

Doc: "Hyeah, it lights up green for just about everything. It takes a while to figure out the difference. Like this green, indicates a high level of anger stemming from suppressed feelings of inadequacy."

Doc aims the Gizmo at Church and it lights up green.

"... Hmm that actually makes some sense for Church." Blake mumbled.

"Kind of like Simmons. Maybe that's why Church was so mean to him?" Yang suggested.

Blake nodded. "That makes sense. Simmons has suppressed feelings of inadequacy and Father issues so he tried to please everyone. Church has suppressed feelings of inadequacy so he's mean and sarcastic."

Jaune sighed, "Do you think Tucker is like that too?"

Blake shrugged. "Suppressed feelings of inadequacy can be used to explain almost anyone's behavior."

Church: "If that thing keeps talking bad about me I'm gonna fucking smash it."

Doc: "And this green means impotency. Oops, actually that green causes impotency. My bad Church."

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