RWBY and JNPR Watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles

S2E26

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S2E26- Nobody Likes You

" Nobody likes you." Appeared on the screen with the theme music.

"Hmm, mean title." Blake muttered.

Scene opens to Grif, Simmons and Doc looking up at the blues in their base, Church facing away

Simmons: "What the hell are you guys doing?"

"Yang." Ruby mumbled. "You still uh, never explained the joke."

Yang sighed. "From the way the Reds were standing it looked like Tucker was giving Church a blowjob. Do I need to explain what a blowjob is?"

"No, I- I got it." Ruby mumbled.

"Are you sure?" Yang asked.

"I'm not a little kid! I just, don't think that way." Ruby said.

"This is an awkward conversation." Nora said to Ren out loud. "Ren, am I whispering?"

"No Nora, they heard you."

"Oh... hey guys!" Nora said, waving.

Tucker: "Oh crap, the reds are here."

Church: "What? Caboose, why didn't you say anything? Hey. One of you guys turn me around. I still can't move my legs."

Grif: "What were you doing down there?"

Tucker: "Nothing. What're you talking about?"

Caboose: (from the back) "We were just playing a game!"

Yang snickered "Oh that makes it even better."

"Worse." Weiss corrected with a grimace.

Church: "Hey Caboose, we'll handle this."

Grif: "What in the hell is going on at this base?"

Doc: "I told you these guys're weird."

Church: "Whaddaya want, reds? Get outta here, or we'll start shootin' at ya!"

Grif: "Oh yeah? You care to make that threat to my face?"

Church: (tries to turn around, fails miserably) "Uhgh... no."

Grif: "Yeah I didn't think so. Punk."

Simmons: "Whoa whoa whoa, calm down guys. We didn't come here to fight. We just came to give back the prisoner."

Tucker: "Give him back? You can't give him back, you took him, a deal's a deal."

Grif: "Yeah, well forget it. We don't want him."

Church: "Well, sorry, you can't have another prisoner. That was our last one."

Grif: "Hey dude, what is your problem?"

Simmons: "Didn't your mama ever tell you it's impolite not to look at someone when you're talking to them?"

Ruby and Nora looked down. Yang put a hand on Ruby's shoulder and Ren did the same for Nora.