S1E6

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NEW AN: Rereading my older version of this chapter and ugh, why did I make Yang/Jaune racist? No idea what was wrong with me, I thought of a funny faunus joke and wanted to put it in there I guess. But little highschool sophomore me didn't recognize that in the world of RWBY the joke was literally a racist joke. Welp, it's all gone now because it's especially OOC. Maybe college just turned me into a sissy liberal snowflake but yeah it doesn't make sense for Jaune to tell a Faunus cannibalism joke. Even if it was Sun who told him, very gross implications.

Definitely going to reuse the joke in a future fic of mine though if I ever get to it. Makes a lot more sense for Cardin to say it.

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S1E6: 1.21 Giga-Whats?

"1.21 Giga-Whats?" Appeared on the screen with the theme.

"1.21 giga whats? Is that a reference or something." Ruby asked.

"Yeah, Giga watts, it's a measure of uh... uh, electricity!" Jaune said after some thought.

Nora nodded, "Yeah some guy in Atlas named Arthur came up with it! Ren made me read up on electricity when I discovered my semblance."

Cut to Church running up to Donut, weapon drawn

Church: "Freeze!"

Donut: "Hey, why the hell are you shooting at me? You coulda hit me, dick!"

Church: "Can it. Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge I know who ya are We've been spying on you for three weeks now."

Donut: "I just got here two hours ago. And I'm not a Sergeant, I'm a Private."

Church: "Wait a minute you're not the Sergeant!"

"Duh" Yang commented

Donut: "Yeah, that's what I just said."

Church: "Well then how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?"

"Idiocy." Blake commented

Donut: "Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about!"

Tucker emerges between them, through the transporter, his armor covered in black stuff

Tucker: "THREE!"

Ruby jumped from shock next to Yang who burst out laughing.

"I was surprised, not scared!" She yelled.

Yang couldn't stop laughing and Ruby's attempts to hit her with a pillow did nothing to stop her.

Church: "JESUS!"

"Ugh, Yang? Is that another curse word?" Ruby asked. It took a second for Yang to calm down but eventually she did, she shook her head.

"Nope." Yang said as Ren jotted it down.

Donut: "HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy?"

Church: "What in the hell!? Tucker? Is that you?"

"Huh he's covered in soot." Ren noted.

"I'm assuming the teleporters aren't that reliable." Pyrrha said.

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